Posts Tagged ‘wank’

Diplomacy

October 16, 2017

One must say, in the poor girl’s defence,
His damn penis was simply immense,
So she told him “No, thank you.
I’ll suck you or wank you,
Not fuck you though.” Just common sense!

 

 

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Tokens of esteem

July 21, 2016

Just a harmless, though crude, boyish prank.
She was flattered, sort of, to be frank,
That he’d taken her underwear,
(Later, she’d wonder where)
Someplace to sniff them and wank!

 

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Teacher’s pets

May 5, 2016

She was rather well-stacked, for a teacher;
Small wonder, perhaps, she should feature,
In silly lewd schemes,
Closet wanks and wet dreams
Of the boys in her classes, poor creature!

 

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Screen test

September 19, 2015

Her leaked sex tape, it now became clear,
Much wanked to, jokes made over beer,
Did not bring disgrace.
No, those tits (and her face),
And her arse helped kick-start her career!

 

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Green fingers

August 29, 2015

What on earth must his friends, if he’s got any,
Think of his passion for botany?
What does he do?
Does he drink? Does he screw,
Or just wank, to relieve the monotony?

 

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Faint heart , fair maiden

July 29, 2015

At the sight of her cunt his heart sank;
It was threatening, alien, dank,
Sort of turned inside-out
It might bite him, no doubt!
“No”, he muttered, “I think I’ll just wank.”

 

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Glutted

April 30, 2015

His cold hands on this woman’s soft flank,
He regretted the cost, to be frank.
They’d had dinner, got drunk
Now his hard-on had shrunk.
He should just have stayed home, had a wank.

 

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Disillusionment

March 17, 2013

While she sucked it, and gave it a crank,
She thought “This isn’t love, to be frank.
I’m just a receptacle,”
(Cynical, sceptical),
“Someone inside whom to wank!”

 

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Who’d have thunk?

January 12, 2013

“Boy, you stink!” Yes, he stank like a skunk.
“Have a drink?” So he drank, and got drunk.
Then she took off her dress;
“Want to fuck?” He said “”Yes,”
With a wink, and a wank, but no wunk.

 

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Object of desire

September 23, 2012

Fair of face, and of bottom and flank,
Though she did as he said, her heart sank.
With his right hand he groped;
Had he washed it? She hoped!
With his left he continued to wank.

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