Posts Tagged ‘virgin’


May 23, 2018

Though she did like the guy more than most,
“Leave no virgin unfucked” was his boast.
A few drinks in some bar,
Then a ride in his car,
Yep, she figured, her pussy was toast!

The serpent’s tongue

May 12, 2018

His intentions remained quite opaque.
The poor girl, with her virtue at stake!
She did love him, she thought,
While he just had his sport,
Only planning to fuck her, the snake!



Liquor is quicker

May 9, 2018

Having lured her up to his room,
She, alas, met the usual doom;
A few glasses of port,
And then jolly fine sport
With the virginal parts of guess whom!

Truth in advertising

May 7, 2018

“Virgin. Eighteen. Great body. Superb!”
So it said in the newspaper blurb.
He drove by, as you do,
But the only thing new
Was a small-titted kid on the kerb.

Low-hanging fruit

April 8, 2018

She was succulent! Juicy and ripe!
A bit young, if you heed all that hype
About dirty old men.
She’d have sex soon, just when?
What a pity he wasn’t that type!

La liberté

March 20, 2018

Though not one to be too sentimental,
He said “Dear girl, I’ll be gentle,
Me being your first…”
“Fuck,” she said. “Do your worst!
I don’t give a goddamn continental!”

Ways and means

February 13, 2018

Though her parents were terribly strict,
Despite morals they tried to inflict,
Still, they couldn’t have known
Things she did on her own,
Nor how often her pussy got licked!

For better or worse

February 7, 2018

She was game, the young bride, quite intrepid;
She knew that the Lord was her shepherd,
But though he took charge,
His cock wasn’t that large,
And his lovemaking sort of, well, tepid.

The proof of the pudding

February 7, 2018

Well of course I’m a virgin! she’d say,
Once convinced she should go all the way,
But them damn doubting Thomases,
All lies n promises,
Soon found she wasn’t, someway.

First date

January 18, 2018

Her first date! Her mum whispered “Now, Bessie,
He seems nice. His outfit’s quite dressy,
But, suit or no suit,
He’ll be wanting a root,
Which, you’ll find, will be terribly messy!”