Posts Tagged ‘Spanish inquisition’

God’s work

May 22, 2018

The Inquisitor said “One more turn,”
As he sipped at his vintage sauterne.
“And let’s flog those proud breasts!”
He exclaimed to his guests.
“Father Francis, I think it’s your turn.”

The road to sainthood

May 30, 2017

Monstrous men! Have they no self-restraint?
Wicked instruments! Grotesquely quaint.
The Breast-Ripper! The Pear,
(Shoved up heaven-knows-where!)
But needs must, or else not be a saint.