Posts Tagged ‘small penis’


July 9, 2018

“It’s no use!” she exclaimed, in a whimper.
“Do something! Don’t stand there and simper!
What chance of a fuck,
When the more that I suck,
Your shrimp cock just gets smaller and limper?”


May 8, 2018

Well, it didn’t do much to inspire,
Her saying “Sir, may I enquire,
Is that all you’ve got,
And if, hopefully, not,
Could you push it in harder and higher?”



Big car, small dick

February 7, 2018

Though she had the poor jerk on a string,
It was only a casual fling.
He was handsome and funny,
Had plenty of money,
But such a small cock. No big thing.


October 7, 2017

Falling off her high heels, she hobbled,
She felt like she must have been nobbled.
She vaguely recalled
Someone paunchy and bald,
Whose small dick she perhaps might have gobbled.

Not to sell herself short

June 30, 2017

Such a small prick! A bauble, a tassel!
Who cares if he lives in a castle,
Has servants, to boot?
What’s she do for a root,
If she marries him? Not worth the hassle!

The summing up

February 12, 2016

In terms, frankly, that couldn’t be blunter,
She said “You’re a john, just a punter,
So, thanks for the fuck,
Now goodbye and good luck.
Your dick’s small, you’re a wheezer and grunter!”


October 28, 2013

He said “God, woman, don’t be so gloomy!
I just said your pussy was roomy!”
She said “Not at all!
Your damn prick is too small!
Yo don’t like it? Fuck off! You can sue me!”

A small deception

August 27, 2012

She pants, gasps, and with big wide eyes, flatters.;
His cock, in between her thighs, splatters.
“You’re so big!” she lies,
But she’s fucked other guys,
Who were bigger and, frankly, size matters.


June 28, 2012

Said a cheeky young lady called Liz,
She’d show hers, if he’d also show his.
They went on with the game;
To the boy’s grief and shame,
She exclaimed “What? Is that all there is?”

Thumbs up?

June 30, 2011

She’d say yes, but she couldn’t decide;
Were big thumbs a reliable guide?
Although handsome and tall,
Might his dick be too small?
Might she still want a bit on the side?