Posts Tagged ‘shag’

Contingency planning

December 30, 2017
  • Handcuffs
  • Blindfold
  • KY
  • Condoms
  • Gag

Well, a fellow’s hard up for a shag!
Might not need them, although,
If the damn girl says no,
A fuck’s still pretty much in the bag!

Guessing game

July 26, 2017

When he slapped her a bit, tore her dress,
She’d at least played along, more or less,
But he wondered, mid-shag,
(Should he take off her gag?)
If her grunt meant a no or a yes.


July 5, 2017

She’d gone sulky and wasn’t replying.
He said “Love, just nod if I’m prying.
More wine? Have a fag.
Do you fancy a shag?”
Shake of head. No … but might she be lying?

Between boyfriends

March 11, 2017

Between boyfriends, a bit of a drag,
With this guy she’s picked up, on a jag,
Some jock, just for the interim,
Not that much into him,
Someone to drink with and shag.

More than she can chew

January 30, 2017

“Are you certain all this is quite safe?”
She attempted to say, the poor waif,
Indistinct, through her gag.
“Can’t we just have a shag?
That damn pussy rope’s starting to chafe!”




September 18, 2016

“Well, a fuck’s pretty much in the bag,”
He presumed, then his plans hit a snag.
“I’ll be sixteen next week,”
She said, flashing a peek
Of her right boob. “Come on then, let’s shag!”



Looking on the bright side

July 21, 2016

First he’d fucked her, then stolen her purse.
But, she thought, well things could have been worse,
As she sucked on a fag.
It was quite a good shag,
And what if, say, she’d had the damn curse?

Quality of life

March 28, 2014

Just to have a bad heart was enough; it
Was worse being told he might snuff it
Through having a fag,
Or a drink, or a shag.
He thought “Well, if that’s life, you can stuff it!”

Relationship on the rocks

January 2, 2014

“Oh my God!” she said, (more like a screech),
“When I said to you, back on the beach,
That I felt, you dumb jock,
Like a shag on a rock,
It was only a figure of speech!”

The evening of the day

December 20, 2013

Though a bit geriatric, Mick Jagger
Still puts on the hip-thrust and swagger,
Attempting to show
That, just as long ago,
He’s a randy, inveterate shagger.