Posts Tagged ‘sex toys’


November 4, 2018

Seem’s like nothin’ that girl wouldn’t screw!
Blokes, of course, chicks-with-dicks…don’t mind who!
Old men, dykes, little boys,
All those big rubber toys,
Donkeys, dogs… damn! The whole fuckin zoo!

Prince Charming

October 22, 2018

“Well, well, well!” she thought. “This is just charming!
Stripped naked, tied up. Quite alarming!
And what’s he got planned
With that thing in his hand,
That look like… Oh God! Something for farming?”


January 25, 2018

Fucking other girls wasn’t the same.
A plain root, somehow, now seemed so tame!
Whips and chains, nasty toys,
Other girls, other boys …
She did things that perhaps had no name!


September 24, 2017

The school mistress, in secret, enjoys,
Late at night, getting off with her toys;
Dreams of lads in her class,
Up her pussy and arse!
Such big cocks! And such naughty young  boys!



Funny business

February 14, 2016

Sex was quite fun, according to rumour.
Her girlfriend, an avid consumer,
Said try it with toys,
And then move on to boys,
Which quite tickled her sick sense of humour!


December 28, 2015

Her new chastity belt has two holes,
And a range of electrical poles,
Interchangeable cocks
With snap-fastening locks,
Which her husband remotely controls!


December 6, 2015

The damn girl showed remarkable poise;
Naked, cameras, lights, all that noise,
A damn lens up her cunt,
Being poked back and front,
By men’s fingers and pricks and their toys!

First world problem

November 6, 2014

A bit nympho, a trifle bipolar;
Beef, climate change, chickens, Ebola
Her malady’s source;
She was vegan, of course,
All her sex toys organic and solar!

Starting at the bottom

September 23, 2014

Being fucked by consecutive boys
Is a job that she rather enjoys,
And if some rich guy spends
Enough, she and her friends
Don’t mind being executive toys!

Maiden voyage

September 22, 2014

Dashing officers, seamen to boot!
Scoundrels all, by delicious repute!
On a girl’s maiden voyage,
Fuck fingers and toyage!
She’d get herself¬†rooted, enroute!