Posts Tagged ‘sex machine’

Test pilot

November 4, 2018

Once astride this machine he’d devised,
She was pleasantly, frankly, surprised,
Well, once over the shock,
That its piston-cranked cock
Felt so good, though prodigiously sized!

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Hair-brained

August 15, 2017

Doctor Dickinson’s clever invention
For lessening sexual tension,
If users are careless,
May leave pussies hairless,
A fact he neglected to mention!

 

http://bdsmpornart.com/

 

ORGASMO

July 3, 2017

 

The
ORGASMO DELUXE
(Patent pending)
Swiss movement, life-like, choice of ending,
Pink, yellow, brown, black.
(Or choose 2, front and back!)
Steel pistons. No flopping or bending!

 

 

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The Machine Age

June 11, 2017

Cranks and gears and pistons, robotic,
The clanking and chugging hypnotic,
The fat, phallic end,
With its knob and its bend,
Strange to say, she found wildly erotic!

 

 

http://eroticmadscience.com/

Every home should have one

July 18, 2016

It was frightfully well engineered,
Brass pistons and cogs, multi-geared,
Steam-driven as well;
He kept ringing itsĀ bell,
As she bucked on its shaft, while he steered!

 

 

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Diabolical

January 13, 2016

Clank and thump. Whistle, grind. Hiss of steam!
Culmination of someĀ evil scheme!
The shaft cranks to and fro …
Steel dildo! God! No!
The machine roar drowns out the girl’s scream!

 

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Mechanisation

January 13, 2016

The machine gleamed, a menacing sheen,
The huge cock part, at least, fairly clean …
But the pistons and gears!
The noise as it nears!
Too late! Strapped in place! None too keen.

 

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The electrical sex machine (prototype)

July 6, 2015

The machine still has one or two faults;
Some burnt hair, small electrical jolts
To the internal parts,
Women though, once it starts,
Do implore one to crank up the volts!

 

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Universal adaptor

May 1, 2013

It’s a matter of quite some felicity,
Cunts have such great elasticity;
Lovely and slick,
To fit any size prick,
Cranked by hand, or by mains electricity!

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