Posts Tagged ‘sex education’

Healthy curiosity

July 18, 2018

With a mother and father so stern,
When she so much desired to learn,
When her heart was on fire
To learn to desire,
To fuck, (There!) to whom could she turn?

Father knows best

July 11, 2018

“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”

Brothers in arms

July 11, 2018

“Get her panties off. That’s half the battle!
Don’t waste time on small talk and prattle.”
His brother advised.
“While she’s actin’ surprised,
Fuck her hard, buddy, make her teeth rattle!”

The birds and the bees

February 22, 2018

“Women, son, have a part underneath,”
Said his Dad,”a pink hole, like a sheath,
And, of course, this is there
To be fucked, but take care.
Some, I’ve heard, are like coon traps, with teeth!”

Square root

June 3, 2017

Said his Dad, “Lad, a good rule of thumb,
Is to line up the crack of her bum,
With her down on all fours,
Saddle up, yell “Up yours!”
One good shove, and you’ve nailed her, plumb!”


Plum in her mouth

March 23, 2016

Just at home, but her accent still plummy,
At breakfast she said “You know, Mummy,
I know we discussed
Sex and all that. It’s just …
Well, you never said semen’s so yummy!”


Sex symbol women sucking eating banana fruit food

Sex education for Catholics

March 8, 2016

Then her mother said “Mind my words, Brigid.
Men’s pricks are always halfway rigid.
Don’t go tempting fate;
Once it’s done, it’s too late!
Keep your panties on, act like you’re frigid.”



The discussion

March 8, 2013

“There’s a matter we have to discuss,”
Said her Dad. “There’s a bit of a fuss;
You’ve been…Well it’s been said,
You’ve been giving boys head,
After school, in the back of the bus.”


Sex education

February 29, 2012

The school-teacher, for all her degrees,
Knows fuck-all about birds and the bees,
But she’s working it out,
Despite fear and doubt,
Though with crossed eyes and fingers and knees!