Posts Tagged ‘seduction’

The lie of the land

March 13, 2018

Well, a woman would have to be blind …
She’d known fellows before of his kind!
He’d seduce her, perhaps,
As had various chaps,
Which she’d found that she didn’t much mind!

Doing her duty

February 26, 2018

Dashing, handsome, his blue eyes hypnotic,
The uniform strangely erotic.
“Alright, you big brute,
Yes, I’ll give you a root.
Well, to not would seem unpatriotic!”

Lyme Regis

February 15, 2018

The cad took the girl down to Lyme Regis,
(The boarding house, although prestigious,
Still turned a blind eye
To the honeymoon lie,)
And abused her in ways quite egregious!

Sang froid

February 9, 2018

Quite renowned for her icy reserve,
She said “God, man! You’ve got some damn nerve!
And trespassing to boot!
Still, I’ll give you a root,
Though it’s more than you bloody deserve!

Foreknowledge and foreplay

February 8, 2018

The poor bloke, had he known in advance
He was in with a bloody good chance.
He’d have not wasted time
On sweet talk, (what a crime!)
And just gotten straight into her pants!


January 25, 2018

A good dinner. he’d picked up the tab.
She kissed good … squeeze her tits? Go the grab?
If she didn’t object,
Was it fair to expect
She’d not mind if a bloke had a stab?

Not to be too fastidious

December 30, 2017

By unscrupulous means and invidious,
Dirty tricks, nasty, insidious,
Brought to his bed,
The fuck, later she said,
Was disgustingly horrid, quite hideous!

In praise of the juniper berry

December 30, 2017

To make his seduction plan viable,
Gin would be pretty reliable;
Blotto enough,
She might not give a stuff!
It, at least, would be fairly deniable.

Bending the truth

December 13, 2017

“It’s so big!” she cried, ashen, aghast.
He decided he’d better act fast.
”Not so very,” he lied.
Though she squealed and cried,
He got most of it in her, at last.

Square root

October 25, 2017

By some reasoning, quite convoluted,
(So clever, he was, when it suited),
He showed how she could,
And most probably would,
Since she certainly ought to, be rooted.