Posts Tagged ‘seduction’


May 17, 2018

“If you want to, my lord,” she said sweetly,
Perhaps we could sneak off discreetly.
Your kisses inflame me!
Would anyone blame me
For letting you have me completely?”

The serpent’s tongue

May 12, 2018

His intentions remained quite opaque.
The poor girl, with her virtue at stake!
She did love him, she thought,
While he just had his sport,
Only planning to fuck her, the snake!



Liquor is quicker

May 9, 2018

Having lured her up to his room,
She, alas, met the usual doom;
A few glasses of port,
And then jolly fine sport
With the virginal parts of guess whom!

Mission accomplished

March 24, 2018

Situation report: Remains fluid.
The target, Miss X, has been lured
Back to his hotel.
Things proceed very well,
And in five minutes flat, she’s been skewered!

The lie of the land

March 13, 2018

Well, a woman would have to be blind …
She’d known fellows before of his kind!
He’d seduce her, perhaps,
As had various chaps,
Which she’d found that she didn’t much mind!

Doing her duty

February 26, 2018

Dashing, handsome, his blue eyes hypnotic,
The uniform strangely erotic.
“Alright, you big brute,
Yes, I’ll give you a root.
Well, to not would seem unpatriotic!”

Lyme Regis

February 15, 2018

The cad took the girl down to Lyme Regis,
(The boarding house, although prestigious,
Still turned a blind eye
To the honeymoon lie,)
And abused her in ways quite egregious!

Sang froid

February 9, 2018

Quite renowned for her icy reserve,
She said “God, man! You’ve got some damn nerve!
And trespassing to boot!
Still, I’ll give you a root,
Though it’s more than you bloody deserve!

Foreknowledge and foreplay

February 8, 2018

The poor bloke, had he known in advance
He was in with a bloody good chance.
He’d have not wasted time
On sweet talk, (what a crime!)
And just gotten straight into her pants!


January 25, 2018

A good dinner. he’d picked up the tab.
She kissed good … squeeze her tits? Go the grab?
If she didn’t object,
Was it fair to expect
She’d not mind if a bloke had a stab?