Posts Tagged ‘screw’


September 23, 2018

In her nightie, she looked rather fetching,
The way it was clinging and stretching.
She’d give him a screw,
Try the deep-throat thing too,
Which she still couldn’t do without retching!

Inciting to riot

August 14, 2018

Cheeky bitch! She like started a brawl,
Only jest old enough, and still small!
Sayin’ “How ’bout a screw?
Maybe startin’ with you,
But there’s plenty damn pussy fer y’all!”


The right stuff?

July 20, 2018

Maybe sixteen, and pretty enough,
Sexy dress, make-up, strutting her stuff,
Acting ready to screw;
Poor girl, what would she do
If a man felt like calling her bluff?

The whisky speaking

July 14, 2018

Her came onto her, some crude damn punk!
“Want a fuck?” he asked. “Yes, I am drunk,
So are you, though, no doubt,
And it’s screw, or miss out!”
“True enough”, she thought. “Okay.” Slam dunk!


July 9, 2018

Said her agent “It might not dismay
You to have to fuck me, but this may,
That you will have to screw
The photographer too,
If you want to be Penthouse Miss May.”


July 9, 2018

Being limp-dicked, ashamed and remorseful,
But, nonetheless, rather resourceful,
He finished the screw
With the toe of her shoe,
Though he needn’t have been quite so forceful!


A girl has her limits

May 4, 2018

“I do hope that you don’t misconstrue
Me,” she said. “Though you’re quite a good screw,
Well, three times is enough!
We could do other stuff…
Maybe go to the pub for a brew?”

First kiss

January 11, 2018

There was a young girl from Moruya;
Just had her first kiss! Hallelujah!
She whispered to Mum,
Who came over all glum,
And said “Next, he’ll be wantin’ to screw ya!”


December 13, 2017

Her good name, alas, unfairly tainted!
Some dirty rat, hardly acquainted,
Exposed himself to her,
Then went on to screw her,
Poor girl, when she squealed and fainted!

Dear John

September 7, 2017

As she said in her note, “Dear John,
My nice arse, out of which the sun shone,
My sweet tits, pussy too,
Which you so loved to screw,
When you read this, you’ll find, will be gone!”