Posts Tagged ‘screw’

First kiss

January 11, 2018

There was a young girl from Moruya;
Just had her first kiss! Hallelujah!
She whispered to Mum,
Who came over all glum,
And said “Next, he’ll be wantin’ to screw ya!”


December 13, 2017

Her good name, alas, unfairly tainted!
Some dirty rat, hardly acquainted,
Exposed himself to her,
Then went on to screw her,
Poor girl, when she squealed and fainted!

Dear John

September 7, 2017

As she said in her note, “Dear John,
My nice arse, out of which the sun shone,
My sweet tits, pussy too,
Which you so loved to screw,
When you read this, you’ll find, will be gone!”

Good wine and good women

August 13, 2017

Grown-up kids and all that, but still lusty,
Great arse, pretty face, nice and busty.
He gave her a screw,
And went down on her too,
Though her pussy did smell a bit musty.

Carte blanche

July 13, 2017

She begged “Darling, I want you to do me!
I don’t just basically screw me,
Get rough! Make me sore.
Treat me like I’m a whore,
Tie me up. Just do anything to me!”

Ignorance and the law

June 18, 2017

The court found that the girl did assent
Without thinking much, though, what it meant,
About what he might do,
Parts of her that he’d screw,
The strange games that the man would invent!



Position vacant

June 12, 2017

Woman to cook, clean and screw,
Do the laundry. Must give good head too.
Shared bath, toilet and bed.
Repeat, must give good head.
Attach photo. Nude. Recent. Of you.



The winds of change

June 6, 2017

God, one day, in a fit of afflatus,
Declared, “I shall alter man’s status!
A rib, that would do;
Make him something to screw.
Change that name, too … Homo masturbatus.



Girona Art Museum


In praise of older women

March 20, 2017

She drank more, her tits sagged, she got beamier;
Sex with her, though, just got steamier!
Dissolute, true,
But by God, she could screw!
Still, her life, plagued by scandal, grew seamier.

No frills

March 1, 2017

Their relationship was unconventional,
Some would say too one-dimensional;
He and she knew
They met only to screw,
Fuck each other, no strings, quite intentional.