Posts Tagged ‘screw’


November 4, 2018

Seem’s like nothin’ that girl wouldn’t screw!
Blokes, of course, chicks-with-dicks…don’t mind who!
Old men, dykes, little boys,
All those big rubber toys,
Donkeys, dogs… damn! The whole fuckin zoo!

His lucky day

November 3, 2018

“Watcha waitin’ for, darlin’,” she laughed
“God! A woman would have to be daft,
To say no to a screw…
A cute fella like you!
Nice cock, too!” she said, hefting his shaft.


September 23, 2018

In her nightie, she looked rather fetching,
The way it was clinging and stretching.
She’d give him a screw,
Try the deep-throat thing too,
Which she still couldn’t do without retching!

Inciting to riot

August 14, 2018

Cheeky bitch! She like started a brawl,
Only jest old enough, and still small!
Sayin’ “How ’bout a screw?
Maybe startin’ with you,
But there’s plenty damn pussy fer y’all!”


The right stuff?

July 20, 2018

Maybe sixteen, and pretty enough,
Sexy dress, make-up, strutting her stuff,
Acting ready to screw;
Poor girl, what would she do
If a man felt like calling her bluff?

The whisky speaking

July 14, 2018

Her came onto her, some crude damn punk!
“Want a fuck?” he asked. “Yes, I am drunk,
So are you, though, no doubt,
And it’s screw, or miss out!”
“True enough”, she thought. “Okay.” Slam dunk!


July 9, 2018

Said her agent “It might not dismay
You to have to fuck me, but this may,
That you will have to screw
The photographer too,
If you want to be Penthouse Miss May.”


July 9, 2018

Being limp-dicked, ashamed and remorseful,
But, nonetheless, rather resourceful,
He finished the screw
With the toe of her shoe,
Though he needn’t have been quite so forceful!


A girl has her limits

May 4, 2018

“I do hope that you don’t misconstrue
Me,” she said. “Though you’re quite a good screw,
Well, three times is enough!
We could do other stuff…
Maybe go to the pub for a brew?”

First kiss

January 11, 2018

There was a young girl from Moruya;
Just had her first kiss! Hallelujah!
She whispered to Mum,
Who came over all glum,
And said “Next, he’ll be wantin’ to screw ya!”