Posts Tagged ‘root’

Hot stuff

October 19, 2018

“Look'” she said. “I do like you a lot,
And I’d root you, more likely than not,
Anytime! Anyhow!
Only not just right now.
I’m so shagged, and it’s too bloody hot!”

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Her reputation precedes her

August 14, 2018

She’s a slut, well, according to fable,
Can drink a man under the table!
What’s more, by repute,
She’s a fabulous root,
So he’s hoping she’ll be true to label!
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Job satisfaction

August 14, 2018

“I love fucking!” she said, with a smirk.
“It’s a job a gal don’t wanna shirk.
Gettin’ paid just to root,
And free whisky to boot!
Well, it ain’t what I’d really call work!”
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The warp and the weft

August 12, 2018

She weaved tapestries, sang, played the lute,
But her husband-to-be, the damn brute,
Had requested her hand
To get hold of her land,
And then keep in a tower and root!
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Jumbo

August 9, 2018

“God!” she said. “Though one cannot dispute
That was rather a marvellous root,
(May I have some more wine?)
Your prick’s elephantine!
One was stretched like a hindoo mahout!”
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Fuzzy bare

July 29, 2018

Her shaved pussy had sprouted some fuzz;
When she touched it, it gave her a buzz.
It might not look so cute,
When it came to a root,
But she’d just please herself (which she does!)
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The lay of the land

July 19, 2018

“Well”, she said, as she fiddled and fussed
With her petticoats, “likely, I trust,
You’ll be wanting a root.
So, get out of that suit,
And get on with it then, if you must!”
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His saving grace

July 15, 2018

The damn fellow by whom she’d been pestered,
By whom, in fact, one night molested,
She told “Though it’s moot,
If you weren’t a good root
I’d have probably had you arrested!”
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The bride stripped bare

July 13, 2018

In the honeymoon suite, while undressing,
She said to herself, “Well, I’m guessing,
He’ll want his root now,
But he’s drunk, anyhow,
And might not get it up. What a blessing!”
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Zen and the art of marriage maintenance

July 12, 2018

Sunday mornings they’d lie in till ten,
Have a root, cup of tea, root again.
Something more than habitual,
Almost a ritual,
Sacred almost. Sort of Zen.
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