Posts Tagged ‘root’

Brewer’s droop

November 5, 2017

Though the barmaid kept flirting and winking,
He went on, just steadily drinking.
The girl was damn cute;
She was up for a root,
But with each shot, his hard-on was shrinking.

Round 2

October 7, 2017

There was no use, she figured, in moping;
The kissing, the passionate groping
Had turned out alright.
Who knows? Maybe tonight
He might root her! Well, no harm in hoping.

The measure of a man

October 4, 2017

When your cock’s huge, it’s hard to be humble,
Though women you root sometimes grumble,
Concerned they might bruise,
Or have cunts like canoes,
If they let themselves in for a tumble.

College life

September 26, 2017

Back at college, he finally scored;
Not a co-ed, just some local broad.
She was stupid, though cute,
But a root’s still a root,
And free pussy should not be ignored!

Dirty old man

September 22, 2017

God! She’s got a delectable body!
Says ‘e, randy old sod, ‘e
Could root that all night,
Says ‘e, juicy n tight,
Bouncy arse, n ‘er tits ain’t too shoddy!

Post hoc

August 23, 2017

He was just a stray root, just ad hoc,
Only some dopey football-mad jock,
Not much talk after, though.
Still, as one-nighters go,
Well, at least he had not a bad cock.

Lady Luck

August 10, 2017

A big gambler, a bit of a joker,
He wagered his girlfriend at poker.
The fellow who won her
Complained, when he’d done her,
The root had been just mediocre.

Not to sell herself short

June 30, 2017

Such a small prick! A bauble, a tassel!
Who cares if he lives in a castle,
Has servants, to boot?
What’s she do for a root,
If she marries him? Not worth the hassle!


June 18, 2017

The poor girl, though so pretty, so meek!
When he kissed her, she let out a squeak!
When he groped her, the brute,
And demanded a root,
She said no, in a small fit of pique!

Worst dream come true

June 8, 2017

All those words of love, fervently spoken,
The lies told, the promises broken!
To root her like that!
Damn despicable rat!
How much worse though, poor girl, had she woken!