Posts Tagged ‘religion’

Penance

May 9, 2018

The young housekeeper thought it quite odd
That the priest drank and blasphemed his god,
Cried “I’m weak and defiled!
You must punish me, child!
Beat my arse, girl, and don’t spare the rod!”

 

 

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The rough with the smooth

May 7, 2018

Her upbringing was godly and stuffy;
She came home, though, drunk, eyelids puffy,
A just-rooted grin,
Having opted to sin,
And, by choice, with boys rowdy and scruffy!

 

 

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To skin a cat

March 29, 2018

“Well, she said. “We can either elope,
Go get married, and bugger the pope,
Or I just won’t say yes;
You can rip off my dress,
Tie me up! Look, I brought my own rope!”

 

 

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The impotence of prayer

March 13, 2018

Women pray to their various gods,
Pious whispers and gestures and nods.
If their gods only knew
The lewd things they then do,
They’d be damned, but then, what are the odds?

 

 

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Ways and means

February 13, 2018

Though her parents were terribly strict,
Despite morals they tried to inflict,
Still, they couldn’t have known
Things she did on her own,
Nor how often her pussy got licked!

 

 

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The Friars of Bath

February 1, 2018

The good friars of Bath, I’m afraid,
Have assaulted the scullery maid!
The sods rogered her merrily,
Yea, in ways, verily,
Too, that the Bible forbade!

 

 

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Absolution

January 18, 2018

She sobbed, “Father! It’s so damn involved!
It’s as if the damn whole world revolved
Around him! And, well, yes,
We’ve had sex, I confess.
Do you think that I might be absolved?”

 

 

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Led into temptation

June 14, 2017

Naked, bending to pull up her stocking,
She winked at the vicar, sly mocking,
And wiggled her arse,
Cheeky laugh, bold as brass,
“Goodness, Father! You’ll think me quite shocking!”

 

 

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Pastorale

June 5, 2017

She confessed sinful thoughts to her pastor.
He said “Child, it’s no great disaster.
We all, even I,
Burn with lust, which we try
To control, but at times cannot master!

 

 

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The road to sainthood

May 30, 2017

Monstrous men! Have they no self-restraint?
Wicked instruments! Grotesquely quaint.
The Breast-Ripper! The Pear,
(Shoved up heaven-knows-where!)
But needs must, or else not be a saint.

 

 

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