Posts Tagged ‘prostitution’

Spoilt for choice

March 14, 2018

Young and nubile, he’d said to her pimp;
There she is, bound and gagged, like a gimp,
His to use and abuse,
Any way he might choose…
And his damn cock still floppy and limp!

For services rendered

January 31, 2018

He said “Darling, please don’t be offended …
Good lord! No offence is intended!
As cheap as it sounds,
Please accept these few pounds,
As a payment for services rendered.”




January 1, 2018

She’d discreetly inserted her diaphragm.
“Maybe just lift your leg higher, Ma’am?”
God! What she’d paid
To this fool to get laid!
Must she draw him a fucking big diagram?

Lonesome cowboy

December 18, 2017

He approached her, said “Howdy there, ma’am!
I need cash, but this ain’t no damn scam;
Just, I’m handsome and young,
And I’m pretty well-hung.
If you want a good root, here I am!”

A question of price

October 29, 2017

You can have her in various ways,
Some of which would, quite frankly amaze!
She’ll do anything, really.
Well, pretty nearly!
Yep. Just a question who pays.

The cost of doing business

October 19, 2017

Well, of course, she was no damn Snow White,
And it had been a pretty slow night,
She said, stifling a groan,
But if only she’d known
Her damn arsehole would be so damn tight!

Introductory offer

September 21, 2017

The young hooker was strung out and grimy.
She whined “Look, you don’t have to buy me,
Let’s deal, OK?
I could suck you for, say,
Twenty bucks, if you just want to try me.”


August 23, 2017

“Smart young woman for casual hire”,
It said at the top of her flyer.
Nice photo as well,
But you never can tell;
She might just be a tart, and a liar!




Tamper-evident packaging

August 17, 2017

She was kept well, in fact rather pampered.
Butt-naked at all times, she scampered
To fetch him more booze,
Spread her legs, let him choose
With which holes, in which ways, she’d be tampered!

Lady Luck

August 10, 2017

A big gambler, a bit of a joker,
He wagered his girlfriend at poker.
The fellow who won her
Complained, when he’d done her,
The root had been just mediocre.