Posts Tagged ‘prostitution’

Introductory offer

September 21, 2017

The young hooker was strung out and grimy.
She whined “Look, you don’t have to buy me,
Let’s deal, OK?
I could suck you for, say,
Twenty bucks, if you just want to try me.”


August 23, 2017

“Smart young woman for casual hire”,
It said at the top of her flyer.
Nice photo as well,
But you never can tell;
She might just be a tart, and a liar!




Tamper-evident packaging

August 17, 2017

She was kept well, in fact rather pampered.
Butt-naked at all times, she scampered
To fetch him more booze,
Spread her legs, let him choose
With which holes, in which ways, she’d be tampered!

Lady Luck

August 10, 2017

A big gambler, a bit of a joker,
He wagered his girlfriend at poker.
The fellow who won her
Complained, when he’d done her,
The root had been just mediocre.

New to the game

August 7, 2017

She was sixteen, maybe, at a stretch,
Still a virgin, most likely, poor wretch!
He could do her himself.
But such pussy! Top-shelf!
Better still, wait and see what she’ll fetch!

His money’s worth

July 11, 2017

Every Saturday night he would lollop
Away into town, to some trollop,
Some tart half his age,
Which would cost his week’s wage,
In and on whom he’d come by the dollop!

Business model

June 26, 2017

She said, twerking her arse, “Want a piece?
If you promise you ain’t the police!
Like I told you before,
I’m not some two-bit whore;
I’m not sellin’; it’s just, like, a lease!”

Amusement value

June 26, 2017

Not a wanker, and not an abstainer,
The answer was just a no-brainer;
The girl that he used
Kept him nicely amused,
So, why not put her on a retainer?

Impulse buyer

June 25, 2017

Overall, he was rather enticed.
Smaller tits, in fact, would have sufficed.
She was pretty enough…
(Well, a little bit rough),
The main thing, though, attractively priced!

In a tenement hall

June 23, 2017

Says the landlord, “Well, miss, it appears
Your rent is two weeks in arrears.”
She begs, “Sir, I pray,
Please be patient. I’ll pay!”
“That you shall, with your pussy!” he sneers.