Posts Tagged ‘prostitution’

Tamper-evident packaging

August 17, 2017

She was kept well, in fact rather pampered.
Butt-naked at all times, she scampered
To fetch him more booze,
Spread her legs, let him choose
With which holes, in which ways, she’d be tampered!

Lady Luck

August 10, 2017

A big gambler, a bit of a joker,
He wagered his girlfriend at poker.
The fellow who won her
Complained, when he’d done her,
The root had been just mediocre.

New to the game

August 7, 2017

She was sixteen, maybe, at a stretch,
Still a virgin, most likely, poor wretch!
He could do her himself.
But such pussy! Top-shelf!
Better still, wait and see what she’ll fetch!

His money’s worth

July 11, 2017

Every Saturday night he would lollop
Away into town, to some trollop,
Some tart half his age,
Which would cost his week’s wage,
In and on whom he’d come by the dollop!

Business model

June 26, 2017

She said, twerking her arse, “Want a piece?
If you promise you ain’t the police!
Like I told you before,
I’m not some two-bit whore;
I’m not sellin’; it’s just, like, a lease!”

Amusement value

June 26, 2017

Not a wanker, and not an abstainer,
The answer was just a no-brainer;
The girl that he used
Kept him nicely amused,
So, why not put her on a retainer?

Impulse buyer

June 25, 2017

Overall, he was rather enticed.
Smaller tits, in fact, would have sufficed.
She was pretty enough…
(Well, a little bit rough),
The main thing, though, attractively priced!

In a tenement hall

June 23, 2017

Says the landlord, “Well, miss, it appears
Your rent is two weeks in arrears.”
She begs, “Sir, I pray,
Please be patient. I’ll pay!”
“That you shall, with your pussy!” he sneers.

Soft sell

June 22, 2017

In her negligee, flouncy and wispy,
She says, in a voice soft and wispy,
“No money, no play!
Fuck me after. First pay!
Hundred dollar US! Nice and crispy!”

More than she can chew

June 12, 2017

She reached out for the rum, took a swig.
Said “I’m new to this game. My first gig.
It’s good money God knows,
But I didn’t suppose
That your cock would be so fucking BIG!”