In the end, he became quite irate.
“Since you’re charging me such a high rate”,
He roared. “ Bugger the licks,
And your clever damn tricks,
Get your cunt on my cock and gyrate!”
Posts Tagged ‘prostitute’
His pound of flesh
May 6, 2018Slim pickings
April 8, 2018Still flat-chested and thin, a late bloomer;
That didn’t upset his good humour.
Adept, but still learning
To please the discerning,
If rather demanding consumer!
Gigolo
December 15, 2017Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!
Impulse buyer
June 25, 2017Overall, he was rather enticed.
Smaller tits, in fact, would have sufficed.
She was pretty enough…
(Well, a little bit rough),
The main thing, though, attractively priced!
Value added
March 23, 2017Fifty bucks for a fuck. Damn good value!
Not young, but still hot, let me tell you!
She said “Ten bucks more
Gets you in my back door!
Not, of course, that I’d try to upsell you.”
They also serve
January 25, 2017“Look at you, pet, all sulky and sniffy!”
She said. “Just keep rubbing your stiffy!
Your friend’s almost done,
Then some nice buttered bun!
Slip, slop, slap! You’ll get off in a jiffy!”
Just say no!
January 5, 2017A dark street, a plain, black hansom cab;
She approached, her dress threadbare and drab.
From within, a voice said
“There’s warm food and a bed,
If you’ll come with me, back to my lab!”
Meek
September 9, 2016Cold and hungry, life bloomin’ well bleak;
This damn toff gave her nipple a tweak.
“Half a crown?” said the nob.
“I might give you two bob.”
Twisting harder, to hear her squeak.
Natural beauty
March 4, 2016Husband dead, drunken bastard, unmourned,
Jewels, fine clothes and bonnets long pawned,
And still young, more’s the shame!
So she went on the game,
Lovely body, most nights, unadorned!
Tactless
February 25, 2016The tart’s vulgar words stung like a slap,
Prick so hard, if it bent it might snap,
As he stood there and stared,
Frankly just a bit scared.
“Whatcha waitin’ for, kid? Want a map?”
