Posts Tagged ‘poker’

Poker face

December 13, 2017

Quite distracted, he later confessed,
(Only natural, one would have guessed!)
He’d have cleaned up, been rich,
But the bosomy bitch
Played her cards so damn close too her chest!

Lady Luck

August 10, 2017

A big gambler, a bit of a joker,
He wagered his girlfriend at poker.
The fellow who won her
Complained, when he’d done her,
The root had been just mediocre.

A stacked deck

March 4, 2016

Lingerie Paris lace, a fur stole,
Perfect tits, and a face like a doll,
Cunt as sweet as a peach;
What’s that figure of speech?
A girl’s fortune? Her ace in the hole!

Not in the mood

July 12, 2014

Although pretty, the girl was neurotic;
No sense of fun, nor the erotic.
She’d fuck on request,
Poker-faced, but, at best,
Lie stock-still, or act sort of robotic.