Posts Tagged ‘plastered’

By a process of deduction

September 23, 2018

She’d gone out to the pub and got plastered;
She woke up, her jeans still half-masted,
Her pussy awash!
“Strange,” she thought, then “Oh gosh!
That cute guy must have fucked me, the bastard!”
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Sugar and spice

June 30, 2011

She dressed sexy, to tease and entice,
And wore perfume, for sugar and spice;
She’d go out and get plastered,
And if some smooth bastard
Seduced her, he needn’t ask twice!

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