Posts Tagged ‘plastered’

By a process of deduction

September 23, 2018

She’d gone out to the pub and got plastered;
She woke up, her jeans still half-masted,
Her pussy awash!
“Strange,” she thought, then “Oh gosh!
That cute guy must have fucked me, the bastard!”

Sugar and spice

June 30, 2011

She dressed sexy, to tease and entice,
And wore perfume, for sugar and spice;
She’d go out and get plastered,
And if some smooth bastard
Seduced her, he needn’t ask twice!