Posts Tagged ‘piss’


December 11, 2018

She’d been taken a bit by surprise,
From the size of the whites of her eyes,
At the heft of his cock,
Her mouth open in shock,
And the piss trickling down her smooth thighs!

A pox on both their houses

September 19, 2016

Pussy burning, a quite nasty itch,
When she pissed, God, it hurt like a bitch!
So she’d picked up the clap
From some poxy damn chap,
The big question, of course, being which?



Lowest common denominator

February 15, 2014

Fish, birds, reptiles have things called cloacas,
To shit, piss and fuck! Any takers?
One all-purpose hole!
Do they think? Have a soul?
Do you think they give thanks to their makers?

Bursting with anticipation

October 15, 2013

When she broke off their passionate kiss,
He said “Darling! Is something amiss?”
She rasped, strangely distressed,
That the more his prick pressed,
The more badly she needed to piss!

The watcher

April 16, 2013

He said, charmingly, “Pardon me, Miss.
Do you mind if I watch while you piss?
I don’t want to have sex …
It’s a little complex …
But perhaps, while you pee, we could kiss!”


Pub ethics

March 17, 2013

Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?


February 25, 2013

“You have beautiful _______”,  (hands) (buttocks) (tits)
He said, fondling her _________.  (arm) (bum) (pink bits)
She replied, “Is that so?
_________! (Thank you) (Piss off) (Let go)
Fuck yourself anywhere that it fits!”

Back to earth

November 22, 2012

As sex goes, it had been quite ethereal.
That, though, became immaterial;
What price such bliss,
When it hurt, now, to piss,
And for reasons so plainly venereal!

Not fragile

September 27, 2011

“Do it harder,” she cried, “I won’t break!
See how much of your cock I can take!
Stretch my pussy some more;
I don’t care if I’m sore,
Or can’t piss, or I bleed or I ache!”

Don’t tell Mum

April 12, 2011

“Now, whatever you do, don’t tell Mum!”
Said the boy as he played with her bum.
“Can I see how you piss?
Can I touch this? And this?
What’s this hole? Hey! Let go of my thumb!”