Posts Tagged ‘pee’

Ad urinam puellae bibere

July 19, 2018

In Krafft-Ebing, good Lord, one may read,
About perverts, with some silly need
To employ, or coerce
Girls, to fuck? No! Much worse!
To stand, wanking, and watch while they peed!

Natural justice

October 30, 2016

When he touched her, she felt herself tense,
The man’s cock was just bloody immense!
“Serves me right, though,” she thought,
“To have got myself caught,
Having sneaked in to pee in the Gents.”



Beneath her dignity

October 29, 2016

In mid-pee, the damn fellow intruded;
She found herself swiftly denuded,
Degraded, exposed,
She could scream she supposed,
But which dignity rather precluded.



Boy Scout’s Guide to Bondage

October 17, 2016
  • Blindfold.     (Tick)
  • Pen-knife     (Tick)
  • Practice knots!
  • Handcuffs?
  • Rope. How much though? Best take lots!
  • Catch a girl. Tie to tree.
  • Squeeze her tits.Watch her pee!
  • Take rude photographs! (Nice close-up shots!)




The tryst

November 11, 2015

Thursday lunchtime, their regular tryst.
She was naked already. They kissed,
Fucked. She got up to pee,
Made a nice cup of tea.
Risk, intrigue. And guilt. That’s what he missed.

A hard bargain

July 21, 2014

Her consent to a fuck was conditional;
Foreplay instructions, positional,
Time out to pee,
A quick blow job for free,
But the anal was ten bucks additional.

A smattering of applause

August 15, 2013

Staring gob-smacked, the poor randy fool,
Stands there happily jerking his tool.
She pretends not to see,
And continues to pee,
While his mouth and his penis both drool.

Pissing in the wind

April 16, 2013

It’s such fun, going outside to pee,
In the garden, a park, on a tree;
Sexy, know what I mean?
There’s the chance you’ll be seen
Sort of naughty … outrageous and free!

You’re in!

February 10, 2013

She cried “Stop! My poor bladder will burst!
Sex does give one a marvellous thirst!”
As she squatted to pee,
She said “Timing’s the key.
Drinking after; the fucking comes first!”

The morning after

July 12, 2011

It’s a life-changing day, when you waken,
To find your virginity taken:
You might shout “Yippee!”
And get up for a pee,
Or feel guilty, and sad and forsaken.