Posts Tagged ‘norks’


November 22, 2018

In that dress, being splendidly norked,
Her tits jiggled and bobbed as she walked.
She thought “Baby, wrong bar!
Should’ve gone with the bra!”
But by then, she’d already been porked!


September 4, 2013

The poor git stands there, gob-smacked, and gawks
At her pussy and pendulous norks,
Paralysed, legs gone weak,
Quite unable to speak,
Knob and eyes hanging out on their stalks!

If you’ve got it…

November 17, 2011

She has wonderful wobbly norks;
Her round bum wobbles too, when she walks.
If she catches the eye
Of a man passing by,
She might give him a flash, while he gawks!

English wenches

April 30, 2011

English wenches are freckled and fair,
Pale and charmingly speckled when bare:
They have wonderful norks,
Use the right knives and forks,
And God made them for sex, I declare!