Posts Tagged ‘mateship’


October 14, 2018

His best mate got the girl, to his sorrow,
But said “Tough luck, mate! You can borrow!
Mates share stuff! Alright!
So, I’ll fuck her tonight,
And I’ll lend her to you then, tomorrow!”


January 25, 2017

Bloody men, standing round by the keg!
Don’t they want to throw over the leg?
What’s a girl got to do
In this place for a screw,
Get her knickers off, bend down and beg?



December 14, 2014

We get drunk. My mate’s girlfriend is there.
They start fucking. I say “That’s not fair,
I’ve got noone to screw!”
He says “You fuck her too.
She’s got plenty of holes. We can share!”

Aussie sheilas

April 11, 2013

Aussie sheilas are mostly good sorts,
Like a joke and a drink, damn good sports,
Cook a feed, open gates,
Root a man. And his mates!
It’s as if they could read a bloke’s thoughts!