Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’


August 29, 2018

“Get your hands off your cock, you damn fool!
Are you gonna just stand there and drool?
This ain’t some kinda show!”
She said. “Fuck me or go!
I don’t tolerate mugs, as a rule!”

Fuzzy bare

July 29, 2018

Her shaved pussy had sprouted some fuzz;
When she touched it, it gave her a buzz.
It might not look so cute,
When it came to a root,
But she’d just please herself (which she does!)

Frill-necked lizard

July 11, 2018

“Well then! What have we here?” (Eyes twinkling.)
“My goodness! So big!” She laughed, (tinkling).
“Good Lord! Bigger still!”
She cried, tickling its frill,
As his penis continued unwrinkling!

Camera obscura

July 9, 2018

Playing fantasies, lewd and unfettered,
He watched her each night, silhouetted
Against her drawn blind,
(If she knew, would she mind?)
Till the front of his trousers was wetted!

The hand of god

July 9, 2018

They’re all hypocrites, most of them wowsers!
They spend half their lives on their browsers,
One hand on the mouse,
In the dark, in their house,
And the other one stuck down their trousers!

A night in

May 24, 2018

Watchin’ TV, and sharin’ a rug.
Yeah, she gave him a bit of a tug,
Let him cop a good squeeze
Of her titties, but jeez!
Well, who wouldn’t? she said, with a shrug.

Ways and means

February 13, 2018

Though her parents were terribly strict,
Despite morals they tried to inflict,
Still, they couldn’t have known
Things she did on her own,
Nor how often her pussy got licked!

The gift

July 20, 2017

Sweet sixteen, almost never been kissed;
Such soft lips, and so supple a wrist!
Quite astounding; so young,
Such a talented tongue,
And her slippery grip; rub and twist!

Only herself to please

June 13, 2017

Though she didn’t mind plain fornication,
She said she preferred masturbation;
Her vibrating toys,
So much better than boys!
Up her arse and … Too much information!

The handmaiden’s blush

June 10, 2017

You’d have thought, from the way that she’d flirted,
She’d not have been so disconcerted,
The way that she yelped,
Though it couldn’t be helped,
When he jerked in her fingers and squirted!