Posts Tagged ‘limerick’

Smooth talk

October 18, 2017

Dirty, smooth-talking bastard , he smiles,
Whilst employing his dastardly wiles,
The pretence of romance,
To get into the pants
Of the the innocent girls he defiles!


October 18, 2017

A voluptuous girl, of great girth;
Splendid, buxom, and given to mirth.
Not so much an earth mother,
As, some wag or other
Declared, but a huge, fucking great Mother Earth!


October 16, 2017

She stood gawping, a bloody stunned mullet.
“Come on! Get that cock down your gullet!”
“It’s too big!” she cried.
He growled “Just open wide,
And pretend it’s a beer and scull it!”


October 16, 2017

All those lovely taboos it defied!
She was tempted, but couldn’t decide.
It seemed shameful, and yet …
Just the thought made her wet!
“Oh God! Bugger me! Yes. Please!” she said.

Blonde moment

October 16, 2017

A damned user, abuser, absconder;
The poor girl left, lovelorn, to ponder,
Perplexed and dismayed,
Would he, maybe, have stayed,
Had she had bigger tits and been blonder?

Conjugal relations

October 16, 2017

Woman’s lot, she thought, mutely resigned.
To not let him would seem too unkind.
Just a five minute chore,
Just a fuck, nothing more,
She smiled. Yep. Same old same daily grind.


October 16, 2017

One must say, in the poor girl’s defence,
His damn penis was simply immense,
So she told him “No, thank you.
I’ll suck you or wank you,
Not fuck you though.” Just common sense!



Video referee

October 16, 2017

“Yes! Oh God! Fuck!” (Incomprehensible)
Coming, eyes rolled up, insensible.
All on the tape …
Does it constitute rape
To keep fucking her, though reprehensible?

Getting a grip on herself

October 15, 2017

As his grip on her steadily tightened,
She started to get a bit frightened.
He’d made her undress,
Why, she still couldn’t guess,
But would soon, it would seem, be enlightened!

Lust for power

October 14, 2017

Politicians, when out on the hustings,
Are subject to furious lustings
Awed young volunteers
At times brought to tears
By candidates’ gropings and thrustings!