Posts Tagged ‘limerick’

Spot check

March 18, 2018

Her young breasts, full and firm, and hard-nippled,
Her tight buttocks twitched, tensed and rippled.
White skin, her red hair …
Was it this made him stare,
Or the freckles with which she was stippled?

Calling her bluff

March 16, 2018

She’ll just grit her teeth, grin, and be strong.
Well, how long can a root take? Too long!
Though she’d led him on, yeah,
Still, it doesn’t seem fair!
How could things go so horribly wrong?

Spoilt for choice

March 14, 2018

Young and nubile, he’d said to her pimp;
There she is, bound and gagged, like a gimp,
His to use and abuse,
Any way he might choose…
And his damn cock still floppy and limp!


March 14, 2018

Her shirt buttons left mostly unclosed;
Was she favourably, then, disposed
To a roll in the hay?
If asked, what would she say?
Yes, he hoped, and correctly supposed!

The prankster

March 14, 2018

He was such a bad boy, when he drank,
Altogether too rude, to be frank!
Silly giggling fits,
Patting, squeezing her tits,
And her pussy, such juvenile pranks!

The lie of the land

March 13, 2018

Well, a woman would have to be blind …
She’d known fellows before of his kind!
He’d seduce her, perhaps,
As had various chaps,
Which she’d found that she didn’t much mind!

The impotence of prayer

March 13, 2018

Women pray to their various gods,
Pious whispers and gestures and nods.
If their gods only knew
The lewd things they then do,
They’d be damned, but then, what are the odds?

Catch a falling star

March 13, 2018

He resembled somebody quite eerily,
(Much as she saw him just blearily).
Famous or not,
He was pretty damn hot!
“Want a fuck?” (Just in case), she said cheerily.

Laissez faire

March 11, 2018

“Yeah”, she said, yawning, not much enthused.
”If you want.” God! One might be excused
For not bothering then,
But still, as would most men,
He thought “Fuck! Well she hasn’t refused!”


March 11, 2018

Slightly drunk. half-undressed, she reclined.
He suggested a root. She declined,
Not from meanness or spite,
But then said “Oh, alright”,
Out of boredom, or just to be kind.