Posts Tagged ‘limerick’

Gigolo

December 15, 2017

Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!

 

 

https://cdn.pornpics.com

Frisson

December 14, 2017

At the time, of course, well, she was livid!
(The memory still e’er so vivid.)
No way to escape;
Although pretty much rape,
When she came, how she moaned, how she shivered!

 

 

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Pussy posse

December 14, 2017

“Dirty varmints!” she cried. “ Let me loose!
Give my clothes back, right now, and vamoose!
Get your filthy damn mitts
Off my pussy and tits,
And your cocks back … oh damn! What’s the use?”

 

 

http://ralphus.net/

Dressed to impress

December 14, 2017

You could say she was dressed to impress;
Could have worn just a smile and showed less,
And whatever the question,
Whate’er lewd suggestion,
Her answer, of course, would be yes!

 

 

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Seeing is believing!

December 13, 2017

The chap’s penis, commendably stiff,
Was so huge, one was led to doubt if,
Well, to be rather blunt,
It would fit in her cunt!
But it did,  ruinedpussy.gif

 

 

https://hdefporn.com

 

Sticky situation

December 13, 2017

It was late, she’d drunk way too much booze;
She curled up on a lounge for a snooze.
She woke up, tits and bum
Sticky, smeared with cum,
At a loss to know, sadly though, whose.

 

 

https://www.passedoutgirls.com

Discretion

December 13, 2017

A great beauty, one couldn’t deny it;
She rooted, but just on the quiet.
If word got around
That she did, as she’d found,
There ensued an unseemly, lewd riot!

 

 

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The massage and the medium

December 13, 2017

The masseuse says “You like happy ending?”
(Of course there’s some folks it’s offending.)
She does this slow strip …
And the video clip
Is a big hit on YouTube, and trending!

 

 

https://icdn.shameless.com

Poker face

December 13, 2017

Quite distracted, he later confessed,
(Only natural, one would have guessed!)
He’d have cleaned up, been rich,
But the bosomy bitch
Played her cards so damn close too her chest!

 

 

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Besmirched

December 13, 2017

Her good name, alas, unfairly tainted!
Some dirty rat, hardly acquainted,
Exposed himself to her,
Then went on to screw her,
Poor girl, when she squealed and fainted!

 

 

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