Posts Tagged ‘jock’

Jock itch

October 5, 2017

One night stands, which she tended to shun,
She enjoyed, once the fuck had begun,
An anonymous screw,
Any dumb jock would do,
Any swinging dick better than none!

Post hoc

August 23, 2017

He was just a stray root, just ad hoc,
Only some dopey football-mad jock,
Not much talk after, though.
Still, as one-nighters go,
Well, at least he had not a bad cock.

Pros and cons

August 14, 2017

In the taxi, that night, taking stock,
She thought, yeah, he’s a bit of a jock,
Only talks about sport,
TV, crap of that sort,
But my god! What a fabulous cock!

Between boyfriends

March 11, 2017

Between boyfriends, a bit of a drag,
With this guy she’s picked up, on a jag,
Some jock, just for the interim,
Not that much into him,
Someone to drink with and shag.

Nothing to crow about

February 26, 2017

The poor jock, muscled up, big and tanned,
Looked crestfallen, could not understand;
“No reflection on you,”
She’d said, “Thanks for the screw,
Though it was a bit, shall we say, bland.”



Plucky chick

November 25, 2015

Steely-eyed, she said “Just watch it, buster!
Your fucking’s been pretty lacklustre.
Heads up, you dumb jock,
As they say, today’s cock
Is tomorrow’s worn-out feather duster!”

Relationship on the rocks

January 2, 2014

“Oh my God!” she said, (more like a screech),
“When I said to you, back on the beach,
That I felt, you dumb jock,
Like a shag on a rock,
It was only a figure of speech!”

Rock and roll

March 2, 2011

I encountered a thin jock and moll
And I asked if they played rock and roll.
Said he, squeezing her tit,
“Well, we listen a bit,
But we mostly just play cock and hole!”