Posts Tagged ‘Irish limerick’

Rigor mortis

May 11, 2018

The young whore peered into the coffin.
“Poor Shamus! He visited often.
A terrible shock!
Such a lovely big cock,
Which, I see, death’s done little to soften!”

 

 

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Not playing fair

August 30, 2016

A young rascal from County Kildare
Kissed a Kilcullen girl for a dare.
To her shock and distress,
The lad hiked up her dress,
Since she’d failed to specify where!

 

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