Posts Tagged ‘gash’

Not bashful

September 23, 2018

On reflection, she’d been a bit rash,
To have popped out her tits, done a flash!
The lads choked on their beers,
So, (clapping and cheers),
She bent down and showed them her gash!

False alarm

September 8, 2012

It was not quite as bad as she’d feared.
The rash on her gash, it appeared,
Although from that chap,
Wasn’t herpes or clap;
He’d just rubbed her cunt raw with his beard!