Posts Tagged ‘gash’

Not bashful

September 23, 2018

On reflection, she’d been a bit rash,
To have popped out her tits, done a flash!
The lads choked on their beers,
So, (clapping and cheers),
She bent down and showed them her gash!
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False alarm

September 8, 2012

It was not quite as bad as she’d feared.
The rash on her gash, it appeared,
Although from that chap,
Wasn’t herpes or clap;
He’d just rubbed her cunt raw with his beard!

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