Posts Tagged ‘fuck’


October 16, 2017

One must say, in the poor girl’s defence,
His damn penis was simply immense,
So she told him “No, thank you.
I’ll suck you or wank you,
Not fuck you though.” Just common sense!



Jock itch

October 5, 2017

One night stands, which she tended to shun,
She enjoyed, once the fuck had begun,
An anonymous screw,
Any dumb jock would do,
Any swinging dick better than none!

The Bronx

September 26, 2017

She enjoys living down in the Bronx.
God! She’s been there, it seems like for yonks!
And the men are such fun!
She could fuck every one,
With their pick-up lines, whistles and honks!

Waste not, want not

September 20, 2017

“Look!” he said “What a handsome erection!
Don’t pout. It’s a sign of affection,
Lust. Heavens above!
At a stretch, even love!
So let’s fuck! If you have no objection!”

Measuring up

September 18, 2017

“Fuck with you?” was her acid rebuff.
“Well perhaps, if your cock’s big enough,
Say ten inches or more.
A small cock’s such a bore!
Yes, you’ll do, but it has to be rough!”

Out of Africa 1

September 5, 2017

On the plantation, back in Rhodesia,
One wore no knickers. It’s breezier,
Cooler, you know.
Quite indecent, although,
For an afternoon fuck, that much easier!





No big thing

August 4, 2017

Though the time and the place might not suit,
Despite having the rags on, to boot,
Although not in the mood,
To be frank, to be screwed,
What the fuck, right? It’s only a root!

Don’t ask

July 5, 2017

If she’d come, or was possibly feigning,
The girl on the bed was explaining,
She couldn’t quite say,
But be that as it may
It had made the fuck more entertaining!


June 30, 2017

As fucks go, it could not have been horrider;
Back to the wall, in a corridor.
People passed by;
He ignored them, this guy,
Grunting, sweating, his face getting florider!


June 27, 2017

In the pre-nup, one worrying clause
Caught her eye, and of course gave her pause;
His damn conjugal right
To a fuck, day or night,
In addition to still rooting whores!