Posts Tagged ‘fuck’

No big thing

August 4, 2017

Though the time and the place might not suit,
Despite having the rags on, to boot,
Although not in the mood,
To be frank, to be screwed,
What the fuck, right? It’s only a root!

Don’t ask

July 5, 2017

If she’d come, or was possibly feigning,
The girl on the bed was explaining,
She couldn’t quite say,
But be that as it may
It had made the fuck more entertaining!


June 30, 2017

As fucks go, it could not have been horrider;
Back to the wall, in a corridor.
People passed by;
He ignored them, this guy,
Grunting, sweating, his face getting florider!


June 27, 2017

In the pre-nup, one worrying clause
Caught her eye, and of course gave her pause;
His damn conjugal right
To a fuck, day or night,
In addition to still rooting whores!

Soft sell

June 22, 2017

In her negligee, flouncy and wispy,
She says, in a voice soft and wispy,
“No money, no play!
Fuck me after. First pay!
Hundred dollar US! Nice and crispy!”

Luck of the draw

June 21, 2017

That his pick-up line met with rebuke,
That his cum in her mouth made her puke,
That she didn’t undress,
Led him later to guess,
The whole fuck was a bit of a fluke.

Caught with her pants down

June 14, 2017

“Well, of course, God! I’d misunderstood.
Silly twat!” she said. “All well and good,
Panties down round my ankles!
The thing, though, that rankles,
I’d still fuck him now, if I could!”

Moment of truth

June 11, 2017

“God, you’re old!” said his wife, rather cattily.
“Can’t get it up, even, latterly!
Lord, I don’t care
If we don’t fuck, I swear!
Get a hobby! Train-spotting. Philately.”

Taking the hint

May 30, 2017

Her lace knickers, so flimsy and scanty,
Not panties quite, more just a panty,
And all that she wore!
He must fuck her, he swore!
(Which, of course, she would not have been anti!)

The shy maid

May 30, 2017

She just nodded her head and smiled cutely,
Conveying quite plainly, though mutely,
A virtual shout,
He was left in no doubt,
She was up for a fuck, absolutely!