Posts Tagged ‘fuck’


January 6, 2018

“In the wild, huntin’ beavers ‘n’ bears,
Ain’t no puttin’ on graces ‘n’ airs;
A gal’s pussy’s fair game,
‘N’ her ass just the same.
Fuck or fight!” she said. “Fuck it. Who cares?”

At the pub

January 3, 2018

Saucy look, bit more tit, bit more leg …
Yeah, like Mum says, he’s rough, a bad egg,
But she’d fuck him like that!
She’s not ugly, not fat …
Fuckin’ hell! Does a girl have to beg?


January 2, 2018


He was body guard, butler and chauffeur,
Factotum and minder, her go-fer.
He swept, cooked her food,
When she felt in the mood,
Also gave a fair fuck on the sofa.

Not to be too fastidious

December 30, 2017

By unscrupulous means and invidious,
Dirty tricks, nasty, insidious,
Brought to his bed,
The fuck, later she said,
Was disgustingly horrid, quite hideous!

Contingency planning

December 30, 2017
  • Handcuffs
  • Blindfold
  • KY
  • Condoms
  • Gag

Well, a fellow’s hard up for a shag!
Might not need them, although,
If the damn girl says no,
A fuck’s still pretty much in the bag!


October 16, 2017

One must say, in the poor girl’s defence,
His damn penis was simply immense,
So she told him “No, thank you.
I’ll suck you or wank you,
Not fuck you though.” Just common sense!



Jock itch

October 5, 2017

One night stands, which she tended to shun,
She enjoyed, once the fuck had begun,
An anonymous screw,
Any dumb jock would do,
Any swinging dick better than none!

The Bronx

September 26, 2017

She enjoys living down in the Bronx.
God! She’s been there, it seems like for yonks!
And the men are such fun!
She could fuck every one,
With their pick-up lines, whistles and honks!

Waste not, want not

September 20, 2017

“Look!” he said “What a handsome erection!
Don’t pout. It’s a sign of affection,
Lust. Heavens above!
At a stretch, even love!
So let’s fuck! If you have no objection!”

Measuring up

September 18, 2017

“Fuck with you?” was her acid rebuff.
“Well perhaps, if your cock’s big enough,
Say ten inches or more.
A small cock’s such a bore!
Yes, you’ll do, but it has to be rough!”