Posts Tagged ‘flasher’

Not bashful

September 23, 2018

On reflection, she’d been a bit rash,
To have popped out her tits, done a flash!
The lads choked on their beers,
So, (clapping and cheers),
She bent down and showed them her gash!

No such thing as bad publicity

July 9, 2018

The damn guy was a serial pest;
Even flashing his cock! (Not impressed).
It was pretty big, though…
She could give it a go…
He’d be up for it, leastways, she guessed.


April 11, 2018

Rather cheeky perhaps, a bit rash,
She’d have said no, except for the cash,
“Get your tits out and smile,”
He said. “Yeah, That’s the style!
Wait, I’ll just set my camera to FLASH.”


December 13, 2017

Her good name, alas, unfairly tainted!
Some dirty rat, hardly acquainted,
Exposed himself to her,
Then went on to screw her,
Poor girl, when she squealed and fainted!

Victim impact statement

March 21, 2017

Quite disgraceful, the way that he acted!
One understands how she reacted.
To whip out his ♠♥♠♦ !
Well, imagine her shock!
And to squeeze her ♠♣♠♣ ! (Rude words redacted.)

The centre of attention

March 2, 2017

Just to tease, drive him wild, to be mean,
Skirt hitched up, so it all could be seen,
She smiled, parted her thighs,
As she watched, as his eyes
Fixed upon the pink parts in between!




January 31, 2017

She walked round the house mostly undressed;
Flashed her neighbour some arse or some breast.
He was awfully cute!
She’d have loved a nice root,
But best not, not to foul her own nest.




The milk of human kindness

February 25, 2016

In the shadows a strange man was lurking,
His cock hard, hand rubbing and jerking.
“Poor bastard!” Amused,
“A girl might be excused
If she threw him a fuck!” she thought, smirking.

After the event

August 24, 2015

Though he truly did seem quite contrite,
It did give her a terrible fright;
He’d said sorry and all,
And his cock was just small,
But that still didn’t make it alright!

The message is the medium

August 26, 2014

Drunk and cheeky, in retrospect, rash,
She’d pulled down her dress, gave him a flash.
Though she hadn’t quite meant
The wrong message it sent,
She could always, of course, use the cash!