Posts Tagged ‘first kiss’

First kiss

January 11, 2018

There was a young girl from Moruya;
Just had her first kiss! Hallelujah!
She whispered to Mum,
Who came over all glum,
And said “Next, he’ll be wantin’ to screw ya!”

On the cards

October 29, 2014

Flowers, gifts, a guy does the hard yards,
A first kiss, and the girls drop their guards!
A sly squeeze of a breast;
If she doesn’t protest,
Well, of course, a fuck’s quite¬†on the cards!