Posts Tagged ‘female masturbation’

Doing the dirty

May 10, 2018

She could act quite the slut, when it suited,
Get drunk, flash her tits and get rooted.
Most nights, in fact, though,
If asked out, she said no,
And stayed home and, like, just self-polluted.

Golf widow

March 5, 2018

A golf widow, a bit of a nutter,
Thought “Fuck him! I’ll fuck with his putter!”
She stole it that night,
And took wicked delight,
Getting off on it, greased with some butter!

Jack and Jill

February 26, 2018

As the day dragged on, stifling a yawn,
“Serves me right, staying up until dawn,”
She thought. “Wish I’d been drunk,
Getting screwed by some hunk,
Not at home, jilling off, watching porn!”


October 12, 2017

When she touched herself there , it felt prickly.
“Oh God! That’s so good!” she said thickly.
A beautiful itch!
Made her sob, made her twitch,
And she came, with a cry, all too quickly!


September 24, 2017

The school mistress, in secret, enjoys,
Late at night, getting off with her toys,
Dreams of lads in her class,
Up her pussy and arse!
Such big cocks! Though of course they’reĀ  just boys.



Creative play

September 20, 2017

In their horny post-pubertal crisis,
Girls, left to their own cute devices,
Stick things in their twat,
Carrots, heaven knows what,
Barbie dolls! Or a finger suffices.

The mortification of the flesh

June 19, 2017

She was, frankly, a bit of a prude.
God forbid she should ever be screwed!
Left, of course, on the shelf,
She could finger herself,
But this gross pleasure, too, she eschewed.

Only herself to please

June 13, 2017

Though she didn’t mind plain fornication,
She said she preferred masturbation;
Her vibrating toys,
So much better than boys!
Up her arse and … Too much information!

Making a spectacle of oneself

June 2, 2017

As a rule, self-possessed and reserved,
She now found herself rather unnerved;
Getting off on her hand,
One could not understand
Why the bastard just sat there and perved!

Rubbing her the wrong way

March 12, 2017

Back at school, girls gave other girls flowers,
And sometimes, at night, in the showers,
Rubbed each other’s cunts,
Tried to cum both at once
While we other girls watched and rubbed ours.