Posts Tagged ‘dildo’

Test pilot

November 4, 2018

Once astride this machine he’d devised,
She was pleasantly, frankly, surprised,
Well, once over the shock,
That its piston-cranked cock
Felt so good, though prodigiously sized!

https://www.pornpics.com

Left to her own devices

May 9, 2018

“That’s a rather alarming device”,
She exclaimed. “Could you be more precise,
As to just where it goes?
Oh! In there! Heaven knows …
From it’s shape, it might even be nice!

 

 

http://talkpan.com/

 

 

Creative play

September 20, 2017

In their horny post-pubertal crisis,
Girls, left to their own cute devices,
Stick things in their twat,
Carrots, heaven knows what,
Barbie dolls! Or a finger suffices.

 

 

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ORGASMO

July 3, 2017

 

The
ORGASMO DELUXE
(Patent pending)
Swiss movement, life-like, choice of ending,
Pink, yellow, brown, black.
(Or choose 2, front and back!)
Steel pistons. No flopping or bending!

 

 

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Believe it or not!

November 20, 2016

Quite amazing, how deep and how wide
Was her pussy, she’d found, when she’d tried
Things to see if they’d fit,
Strange things too, she’d admit
To her friends, with a curious pride!

 

http-www-nudevideo-co-uk

 

http://www.nudevideo.co.uk/

Performance review

November 15, 2016

Hand down panties, massaging her clit.
She wants something inside! What would fit?
The drink bottle? Her brush?
Why the sudden strange hush?
Her boss standing behind her! Oh shit!

http-superasiansex-com

 

http://superasiansex.com/

An acquired taste

October 15, 2016

Naked, tied up and rather perplexed;
Dildos, vibrators, what ever next?
Quite a turn-on, in fact,
One’s bare arse being smacked.
She might come back for more, she suspects.

 

http-www-spankslaves-com

 

http://www.spankslaves.com/

Mister Perfect

September 25, 2016

So, my ideal lover, she said,
Fucks me good, doesn’t mess with my head;
No damn lies, bullshit, flattery,
Comes with a battery,
Always there, under my bed.

 

http-www-oilreg-com

 

http://www.oilreg.com/

Every home should have one

July 18, 2016

It was frightfully well engineered,
Brass pistons and cogs, multi-geared,
Steam-driven as well;
He kept ringing its bell,
As she bucked on its shaft, while he steered!

 

 

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Try before you buy

March 11, 2016

All those dildos! Which one should she buy?
Maybe this one! So big! My oh my!
“Will it fit in your cunt?”
Asked the guy out the front
“Want to unwrap it, give it a try?”

 

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