Posts Tagged ‘deep throat’

The scruff of the neck

May 10, 2018

“Enough pissin’ around, woman, feck it!
He shouted. “Don’t lick it and peck it!
My wife does that shit,
And the fingers and spit.
Open wide, take a big breath and neck it!”

 

 

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Motivation

October 16, 2017

She stood gawping, a bloody stunned mullet.
“Come on! Get that cock down your gullet!”
“It’s too big!” she cried.
He growled “Just open wide,
And pretend it’s a beer and scull it!”

 

 

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Archaeological riddle

June 15, 2017

Were Egyptians of old anthropophagous?
Opening some old sarcophagus,
There was this queen,
(Well, presumed to have been),
With a cock halfway down her oesophagus!

 

 

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Sustainability

March 23, 2017

She’d been deep-throated, fucked of course, buggered;
God help her! The man was no sluggard!
And still going strong!
How much more, and how long?
As fucks go, this would rate as damn rugged!

 

 

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Lost for words

March 7, 2016

“You okay, love?” he asked. “Yeah? Just nod.”
His cock jammed down her throat, the damn sod!
But she’s in a big tizz;
Bad enough as it is,
Let alone when he shoots his damn wad!

 

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Taking life as it comes

February 25, 2016

It was dirty and crude, but so thrilling!
No expert, but still she was willing.
His cock down her throat,
Chances pretty remote,
When she swallowed his cum, of none spilling!

 

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Stage door Johnny

October 22, 2015

Dearest Father, young Algernon wrote.
Met a charming soprano of note.
I dined with her last night;
What an utter delight!
Such soft hands, such a slender, deep throat!

 

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Democracy in action

May 27, 2015

“Dear Diary. Oh boy!” she wrote.
Tom said “Pussy or arse or deep-throat?”
Harry laughed, said “Tough call!”
I said “Fuck! Do ’em all!
Later on have a drink, take a vote!”

 

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Precocious

April 7, 2013

He drawled “Mate! Though a bloke shouldn’t gloat,
She does ev’rything! Even deep throat!
Tits! God! Wait till you see!
And she reckons she’ll be
Old enough, come next August, to vote!”

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The joke

August 12, 2011

She’d been fingered and fucked, rubbed and poked;
“Can you do that deep-throat thing?” he joked,
And, not wishing to lie,
She said “No, but I’ll try”,
So she did, and she damn near choked!

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