Posts Tagged ‘country bumpkin’

Local yokel

June 30, 2017

Just a hay-seed, a bumpkin, a yokel,
The only cock, though, that was local.
They fucked in the barn;
Dark and dirty, but darn!
She was slippery-cunted and vocal!

Rustic idyll

July 22, 2015

He was just a crude bumpkin, a yokel,
Uncultured, not terribly vocal,
But God, could he hump!
And a cock like a stump!
And as well, she thought, handily local.