Posts Tagged ‘consent’

Calling her bluff

March 16, 2018

She’ll just grit her teeth, grin, and be strong.
Well, how long can a root take? Too long!
Though she’d led him on, yeah,
Still, it doesn’t seem fair!
How could things go so horribly wrong?


March 14, 2018

Her shirt buttons left mostly unclosed;
Was she favourably, then, disposed
To a roll in the hay?
If asked, what would she say?
Yes, he hoped, and correctly supposed!

The lie of the land

March 13, 2018

Well, a woman would have to be blind …
She’d known fellows before of his kind!
He’d seduce her, perhaps,
As had various chaps,
Which she’d found that she didn’t much mind!

Laissez faire

March 11, 2018

“Yeah”, she said, yawning, not much enthused.
”If you want.” God! One might be excused
For not bothering then,
But still, as would most men,
He thought “Fuck! Well she hasn’t refused!”


March 11, 2018

Slightly drunk. half-undressed, she reclined.
He suggested a root. She declined,
Not from meanness or spite,
But then said “Oh, alright”,
Out of boredom, or just to be kind.

A toe in the door

February 26, 2018

The poor girl was distinctly on edge,
When he whipped out his meat and two veg.
Though she started to cry,
In the blink of an eye,
He’d slipped in the thick end of his wedge!

Doing her duty

February 26, 2018

Dashing, handsome, his blue eyes hypnotic,
The uniform strangely erotic.
“Alright, you big brute,
Yes, I’ll give you a root.
Well, to not would seem unpatriotic!”


February 19, 2018

The poor maid in whose knickers he’d ferreted,
Fate, sadly, worse than she merited,
Willing or not,
Was dismissed on the spot,
And the scion concerned disinherited.






Sang froid

February 9, 2018

Quite renowned for her icy reserve,
She said “God, man! You’ve got some damn nerve!
And trespassing to boot!
Still, I’ll give you a root,
Though it’s more than you bloody deserve!

Foreknowledge and foreplay

February 8, 2018

The poor bloke, had he known in advance
He was in with a bloody good chance.
He’d have not wasted time
On sweet talk, (what a crime!)
And just gotten straight into her pants!