Posts Tagged ‘British limerick’

At the club

July 18, 2018

“God!Those cute little whores, down in Delhi!”
The colonel said. “Titties like jelly!
Like beautiful dolls!
Stick your cock in their holes,
You can feel the rice in their belly!”

First love

July 9, 2018

“Well, of course, true, it’s not the worst fate,
To be fucked on one’s very first date,
Just a jolly surprise!”
She said, love in her eyes.
“And the root, I must say, was first-rate!”

The common touch

May 21, 2018

“God!” she thought. “E’er so low one has stooped!
Being fucked like a whore! Rather pooped!”
It quite beggared belief!
What a blessed relief,
When he came, and his huge pizzle drooped!