Posts Tagged ‘blow job’

Consolation prize

August 23, 2018

“Bloody slops again! Bugger!” he cursed.
“Can’t a man ever get to go first?”
Still, she’s sucking his dick…
Deep throat too! That’s the trick!
Well, he’s had a good blow job, at worst.
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In for a penny

August 15, 2018

“Eek!” she cried, the poor girl, disconcerted.
Apart from it seeming perverted,
(She pushed that aside),
She could not quite decide,
Should she swallow it, now that he’d squirted?
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Put it down to experience

September 20, 2017

Her first blow job, alas, was just horrid;
She gagged, choked, and went rather florid.
The guy didn’t care!
Then he came in her hair,
On her dress, still quite new, and her forehead!

 

 

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Putting her money where her mouth is

March 29, 2017

Did he need to be bloody invited?
Blow job? She’d have been damn delighted!
But no. Stand in line.
Just a fuck would be fine,
If her love must remain unrequited.

 

 

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Variations on a theme

March 1, 2017

Yep, I’m up for it lads, she said wenchily.
Comes down to how, then, essentially.
Blow jobs all round?
Breaks the ice, like, I’ve found.
Pussy? Arse? Both at once, or sequentially?

 

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Personal assistant

October 11, 2016

On her knees, at the bank where she works,
Her tits out, her head bobs, her hand jerks
On the manager’s lap;
Not a bad sort of chap;
It’s just one of his job’s little perks.

 

 

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Points decision

September 20, 2016

At the pub, in the smoke and the fug,
This bloke’s too short, a face like a pug.
Would she fuck him? she thought.
Did she think that she ought?
Just a blow-job, maybe, or a tug.

 

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Domestic bliss

November 14, 2015

Everything to her husband’s a crisis,
A lost phone, the stock-market prices.
Annoying, no doubt,
But to help him chill out,
A quick fuck or a blow job suffices.

 

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The sexual imperative

October 20, 2015

“Bloody men all want one thing”, she said,
“They all just want to get me in bed.
Why in heaven”, she sighed,
Can’t they be satisfied
With a blow job or hand job instead?”

 

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The mouths of babes

October 4, 2015

To be called a slut got on her nerves!
Just because of her cheek and nice curves.
Being sexy’s a blessing,
She thought. Keep him guessing.
One blow job. That’s all he deserves!

 

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