Posts Tagged ‘big penis’

She could feel it in her waters

March 8, 2018

“It was thisss long, and thick as my wrist!
I said OK then, if you insist!”
She exclaimed with a grin.
“I got most of it in,
But it hurt for a week when I pissed!”




February 15, 2018

“What a splendid big weapon, milord!”
She exclaimed, not the least overawed,
As she hitched up her skirt,
Shameless, vulgar young flirt,
Lined things up, and then fell on his sword!


December 15, 2017

Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!

Seeing is believing!

December 13, 2017

The chap’s penis, commendably stiff,
Was so huge, one was led to doubt if,
Well, to be rather blunt,
It would fit in her cunt!
But it did.  ruinedpussy.gif


Bending the truth

December 13, 2017

“It’s so big!” she cried, ashen, aghast.
He decided he’d better act fast.
”Not so very,” he lied.
Though she squealed and cried,
He got most of it in her, at last.

Shock and awe

August 23, 2017

“God! You’re so big!” she squealed, sincerely.
“Big as a donkey! No, really!”
First just the tip,
But then, soon, hip-to-hip,
She got all of it in her! Well, nearly!

The heft

July 11, 2017

Naked, watching him rise to the bait,
Disbelieving her eyes, but too late!
A good two hands around,
Almost down to the ground,
A pick-handle, in size and in weight!

Omar the tent-maker

March 22, 2017

Quite a well-endowed chap, was young Omar;
Too well! Virgin still, Well, so far!
Though most girls just said no,
She said “Give it a go,
Maybe using your cock like a crowbar.”

The power of positive thinking

March 3, 2017

Like replacing a cork, bit by bit,
Lots of grunting and plenty of spit,
He at last got it in,
Bone to bone, skin to skin,
Though she’d thought her poor pussy would split!




February 27, 2017

She was game, one must say, or committed;
It seemed like it wouldn’t have fitted!
She got it in, true,
But, by god, now she knew
How it felt giving birth, she admitted!