Posts Tagged ‘ass’


January 6, 2018

“In the wild, huntin’ beavers ‘n’ bears,
Ain’t no puttin’ on graces ‘n’ airs;
A gal’s pussy’s fair game,
‘N’ her ass just the same.
Fuck or fight!” she said. “Fuck it. Who cares?”

Pickup lines

March 4, 2016

Bored, she flagged down a ride in a pickup.
Her day though was in for a hiccup!
He turned down a track,
Threw her ass on the back,
Said “Git naked! This here’s a stick-up!



Hillbilly gal

January 5, 2016

Jist a hillbilly gal, goddam feral;
Big titties, damn virtue in peril!
Ass out of her jeans,
Mebbe jist in her teens,
Got a bush like a goddam red squerrel!

Fundamentally speaking

December 8, 2015

In America, gals have an ass,
A term vulgar demeaning and crass;
English girls have an arse,
Which, of course, has more class,
As befitting a more refined lass.

Americana 3

December 5, 2013

She cleans windscreens and he pumps the gas.
Still at school, but the girl’s got some sass!
Dresses sexy, acts flirty,
Don’t mind talkin’ dirty;
Big tits too, and nice bouncy ass!

Americana 5

December 5, 2013

In a burger joint / diner / cafe,
In a side street, downtown Santa Fe,
She waits tables and smiles,
Struts her ass round the tiles;
The house special’s her pussy parfait!

Thou shalt not covet

August 4, 2011

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife,
Nor his ox, nor his ass. (Get a life!)
Nor his man-servant. (Why?)
Nor his maidservant. (Sigh.)
It’s too silly, so coveting’s rife!