Posts Tagged ‘arse’

Dutch courage

November 27, 2018

“So,” she said, with a nudge and a wink,
“Saucy maids? Handcuffs? Whips? What’s your kink?”
“Fucking girls up the arse!”
“Gosh!” She passed him her glass.
“Then I’d better have one more stiff drink!”

She had it coming

November 15, 2018

Served her right, more or less, she admitted,
Well-formed as she was, ample-titted,
For flirting like that,
To, in five minutes flat,
Have been face-down, arse-up, being spitted!


November 3, 2018

On the stage, the entrancing young stripper
Enticingly pulled down her zipper…
Arse cheeks like full moons,
Tits like down-filled balloons,
And a cunt like a kid leather slipper!

The bottom line

September 25, 2018

Look, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket,
She said. Spank my arse! Go on! Spank it!
I’ll give you a suck,
But I don’t want to fuck.
Here, give me your cock and I’ll wank it!

Like a mink

August 26, 2018

She not so much walks in as, well, slinks,
Catches some fellow’s eye and she winks;
Tits half out of her dress,
Her arse too, more or less
The damn cheeky, damn hot little minx!

Worked over

July 18, 2018

First a head job (well, throat fuck) then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally
All fair enough,
But then once more, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.

The whole more than the parts

July 13, 2018

A nice pussy. Perhaps a bit loose,
Snug enough though, and plenty of juice.
A nice arse and great tits,
And the sum of the bits
This girl knows how to put to good use!


July 10, 2018

The come-ons of the pretty young whores,
In their snippets of satin and gauze,
Splendid tits, a nice arse,
As he hurries to pass,
Mr. Charles James Esq. ignores.


May 23, 2018

When he found out his girlfriend was cheating,
He called her names not worth repeating,
(Okay, bitch and slut.)
He forgave her then, but,
Well, of course, her cute arse took some beating!


May 9, 2018

The young housekeeper thought it quite odd
That the priest drank and blasphemed his god,
Cried “I’m weak and defiled!
You must punish me, child!
Beat my arse, girl, and don’t spare the rod!”