“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”
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Father knows best
July 11, 2018Hello sailor
July 10, 2018“”Hello sailor!” The tart called. “Ahoy!”
He walked over, surprisingly coy.
“You got such a nice bum,”
He said. “Lovely for some.
What a pity you ain’t a nice boy!”
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Because it’s there?
July 10, 2018The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.
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Spinner
July 9, 2018When he whipped out his cock, she thought “Golly!
So big!” But resistance was folly;
Picked up like a doll,
Screwed in this and that hole!
And how was it? Oh, jolly. Just jolly.
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A plea from the heart
July 7, 2018She sighed, “Darling, I hope you don’t mind…
But I’m pretty much certain you’ll find
That the front hole is better,
More slippery, wetter,
More overall purpose-designed!”
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Is this love?
April 2, 2018Modern Miss Quiz
Is This Really Love?
[ ] Love and sex: pretty much hand in glove?
[ ] Gave him head your first date?
[ ] Anal sex? Yes! Can’t wait!
[ ] Bondage? Whips? Fuck, yes! All the above!
Switch-hitter
January 9, 2018She remained still naive and complacent,
Her sweet sexuality nascent,
The treacherous bloke
Switched his target mid-stroke
From her cunt to the hole just adjacent!
The cost of doing business
October 19, 2017Well, of course, she was no damn Snow White,
And it had been a pretty slow night,
She said, stifling a groan,
But if only she’d known
Her damn arsehole would be so damn tight!
The bride and her mother
October 19, 2017The poor tearful bride told her mother:
“You said it was bad, but oh brother!
My cunt, in the first place,
Like, wasn’t the worst place,
But God! Did it hurt in the other!”
Taboo
October 16, 2017All those lovely taboos it defied!
She was tempted, but couldn’t decide.
It seemed shameful, and yet …
Just the thought made her wet!
“Oh God! Bugger me! Yes. Please!” she said.
