He said “Mate! What I mean is that she,
Get this, mate, is as keen as could be,
To be spit-roasted, mate!
Front or back! She can’t wait!
Maybe both, just between you and me!”
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Fine print
October 18, 2018Her consent had been hotly disputed;
His claim that she had, she refuted;
“Did!”
“Didn’t!”
“Did too!”
“Yeah, but not where I poo!”
Though by which time, of course, she’d been rooted!
Bummer
October 17, 2018She woke up the next morning and moaned,
“Oh my God” she thought. “Man! Was I stoned!”
Things got out of control…
She’d yelled “Hey man! Wrong hole!”
But by then, she’d already been boned.
An awkward position
October 14, 2018He said “Miss, would you please be so kind…?
Just roll over… I want you behind…
Not your pussy, my dear…
The other, I fear.
I hope you don’t very much mind!”
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Negotiating skills
July 29, 2018“Just plain sex,” she said. “Not from behind.
I won’t suck it. I’m just not that kind.
Not my bottom… My God!
You damn treacherous sod!
It’s too big! It’s… Oh fuck! Never mind.”
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Worked over
July 18, 2018First a head job (well, throat fuck) then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally
All fair enough,
But then once more, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.
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Father knows best
July 11, 2018“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”
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Hello sailor
July 10, 2018“”Hello sailor!” The tart called. “Ahoy!”
He walked over, surprisingly coy.
“You got such a nice bum,”
He said. “Lovely for some.
What a pity you ain’t a nice boy!”
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Because it’s there?
July 10, 2018The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.
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Spinner
July 9, 2018When he whipped out his cock, she thought “Golly!
So big!” But resistance was folly;
Picked up like a doll,
Screwed in this and that hole!
And how was it? Oh, jolly. Just jolly.
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