Posts Tagged ‘anal sex’

In vino veritas

December 7, 2018

She woke, naked, and covered with goo,
Squirted, splattered by goodness knows who,
On a damp, smelly bed,
Squishy pussy, sore head,
And thought “God! What on earth did I do?”

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Dutch courage

November 27, 2018

“So,” she said, with a nudge and a wink,
“Saucy maids? Handcuffs? Whips? What’s your kink?”
“Fucking girls up the arse!”
“Gosh!” She passed him her glass.
“Then I’d better have one more stiff drink!”

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Self-basting

November 1, 2018

He said “Mate! What I mean is that she,
Get this, mate, is as keen as could be,
To be spit-roasted, mate!
Front or back! She can’t wait!
Maybe both, just between you and me!”

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Fine print

October 18, 2018

Her consent had been hotly disputed;
His claim that she had, she refuted;
“Did!”
“Didn’t!”
“Did too!”
“Yeah, but not where I poo!”
Though by which time, of course, she’d been rooted!

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Bummer

October 17, 2018

She woke up the next morning and moaned,
“Oh my God” she thought. “Man! Was I stoned!”
Things got out of control…
She’d yelled “Hey man! Wrong hole!”
But by then, she’d already been boned.

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An awkward position

October 14, 2018

He said “Miss, would you please be so kind…?
Just roll over… I want you behind…
Not your pussy, my dear…
The other, I fear.
I hope you don’t very much mind!”
.

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Negotiating skills

July 29, 2018

“Just plain sex,” she said. “Not from behind.
I won’t suck it. I’m just not that kind.
Not my bottom… My God!
You damn treacherous sod!
It’s too big! It’s… Oh fuck! Never mind.”
.

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Worked over

July 18, 2018

First a head job (well, throat fuck), then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally.
All fair enough,
But then once again, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.
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Father knows best

July 11, 2018

“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”
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Hello sailor

July 10, 2018

“”Hello sailor!” The tart called. “Ahoy!”
He walked over, surprisingly coy.
“You got such a nice bum,”
He said. “Lovely for some.
What a pity you ain’t a nice boy!”
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