Posts Tagged ‘anal sex’

Father knows best

July 11, 2018

“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”

Hello sailor

July 10, 2018

“”Hello sailor!” The tart called. “Ahoy!”
He walked over, surprisingly coy.
“You got such a nice bum,”
He said. “Lovely for some.
What a pity you ain’t a nice boy!”

Because it’s there?

July 10, 2018

The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.


July 9, 2018

When he whipped out his cock, she thought “Golly!
So big!” But resistance was folly;
Picked up like a doll,
Screwed in this and that hole!
And how was it? Oh, jolly. Just jolly.

A plea from the heart

July 7, 2018

She sighed, “Darling, I hope you don’t mind…
But I’m pretty much certain you’ll find
That the front hole is better,
More slippery, wetter,
More overall purpose-designed!”

Is this love?

April 2, 2018

Modern Miss Quiz
Is This Really Love?

[  ]   Love and sex: pretty much hand in glove?

[  ]   Gave him head your first date?

[  ]   Anal sex? Yes! Can’t wait!

[  ]   Bondage? Whips? Fuck, yes! All the above!


January 9, 2018

She remained still naive and complacent,
Her sweet sexuality nascent,
The treacherous bloke
Switched his target mid-stroke
From her cunt to the hole just adjacent!

The cost of doing business

October 19, 2017

Well, of course, she was no damn Snow White,
And it had been a pretty slow night,
She said, stifling a groan,
But if only she’d known
Her damn arsehole would be so damn tight!

The bride and her mother

October 19, 2017

The poor tearful bride told her mother:
“You said it was bad, but oh brother!
My cunt, in the first place,
Like, wasn’t the worst place,
But God! Did it hurt in the other!”


October 16, 2017

All those lovely taboos it defied!
She was tempted, but couldn’t decide.
It seemed shameful, and yet …
Just the thought made her wet!
“Oh God! Bugger me! Yes. Please!” she said.