Posts Tagged ‘anal sex’

Self-basting

November 1, 2018

He said “Mate! What I mean is that she,
Get this, mate, is as keen as could be,
To be spit-roasted, mate!
Front or back! She can’t wait!
Maybe both, just between you and me!”

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Fine print

October 18, 2018

Her consent had been hotly disputed;
His claim that she had, she refuted;
“Did!”
“Didn’t!”
“Did too!”
“Yeah, but not where I poo!”
Though by which time, of course, she’d been rooted!

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Bummer

October 17, 2018

She woke up the next morning and moaned,
“Oh my God” she thought. “Man! Was I stoned!”
Things got out of control…
She’d yelled “Hey man! Wrong hole!”
But by then, she’d already been boned.

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An awkward position

October 14, 2018

He said “Miss, would you please be so kind…?
Just roll over… I want you behind…
Not your pussy, my dear…
The other, I fear.
I hope you don’t very much mind!”
.

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Negotiating skills

July 29, 2018

“Just plain sex,” she said. “Not from behind.
I won’t suck it. I’m just not that kind.
Not my bottom… My God!
You damn treacherous sod!
It’s too big! It’s… Oh fuck! Never mind.”
.

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Worked over

July 18, 2018

First a head job (well, throat fuck) then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally
All fair enough,
But then once more, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.
.

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Father knows best

July 11, 2018

“Fuck her pussy, then give her a flip,”
Said his Dad. “And son, don’t take no lip!
Do her butthole as well!
Though she’ll buck and she’ll yell,
God gave women them titties to grip!”
.

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Hello sailor

July 10, 2018

“”Hello sailor!” The tart called. “Ahoy!”
He walked over, surprisingly coy.
“You got such a nice bum,”
He said. “Lovely for some.
What a pity you ain’t a nice boy!”
.

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Because it’s there?

July 10, 2018

The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.
.

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Spinner

July 9, 2018

When he whipped out his cock, she thought “Golly!
So big!” But resistance was folly;
Picked up like a doll,
Screwed in this and that hole!
And how was it? Oh, jolly. Just jolly.
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