Unrequited love

Unrequited love

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It seems at times that the gods contrive to thwart desire. The course of love is fraught with logistical difficulties. Then, too, some of us are better equipped for the task than others. Some of us, too, are dreamers and romantics, paralysed by metaphysics.

 

 

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Days are lonely, knights are cold

Though Sir John was a chivalrous charmer,
His life, thought his wife, was all drama:
All banquets and battles,
And squeaking and rattles,
And clanking about in his armour.

Though he swore he’d let no villain harm her,
His wife, more prosaic and calmer,
Wished, she thought to herself,
She’d been left on the shelf,
Or gone off and just married a farmer.

 

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Faint hope and chastity

The knight’s wife in her chastity belt,
In the church, where she piously knelt,
Where she’d gone to confess,
Cursed her God, nonetheless,
For the lot in this life she’d been dealt.

For the blacksmith such passion she felt,
When she saw him her poor heart would melt,
Pain she could not assuage,
With her cunt in a cage,
And what’s more, she was certain she smelt!

 

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With her knees by her ears, the bride
Placed a hand on her husband to guide:
Though he had the idea,
And prodded quite near,
He couldn’t quite get it inside.

 

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Mister Treverton’s ego was brittle,
Because his poor dick was so little:
His girlfriend, in fact,
Rather lacking in tact,
Said she’d rather her finger and spittle.

 

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With her long silky hair in loose coils,
She bathes nightly in Indian oils,
Anoints her vagina
With perfumes from China:
Oh, fortunate man she thus spoils!

 

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Every time Howard’s sex-organ firms
He gets anxious, and fidgets and squirms:
He can’t contemplate sex,
So intense and complex
Is his deep morbid fear of germs!

 

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Having plunged himself in to the hilt,
He was seized by irrational guilt,
And though firmly resolved,
His libido dissolved
And his untimely sperm-spurt was spilt.

 

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Though her immodest pose was inviting,
And touching herself was exciting,
Though horny as hell,
I knew only too well
That to to fuck her risked scratching and biting.

 

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A fastidious lady called Kay
Regards sex with a  certain  dismay:
Not her moral beliefs,
But her girdle and briefs,
And her panty-hose get in the way.

 

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Said a young man, intent upon lechery,
“Come up and look at my etchery.”
Not much impressed,
The young lady addressed
Said “Tomorrow perhaps, but not yet cheri!”

 

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An unfortunate chimpanzee male
Attempted to little avail
To gain by coercion
A penile insertion:
It seems that thereby hangs a tail!

 

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She was gorgeous, her voice was melodic,
Our romance, alas, episodic.
She liked being on top,
And she’d fuck till  she’d drop,
As she came in a manner spasmodic.

 

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His libidinous plans came to nought,
Since his penis was woefully short.
What was thought to be it,
Or at least a snug fit,
Was in fact a venereal  wart.

 

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When I dream, every night it’s the same:
A young woman keeps calling my name.
Last night, the worst yet,
I woke up in a sweat
And cried out in despair and I came!

 

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In a  spot where nobody could see
Lurked a blissfully fortunate flea.
He caused moans of delight,
In her bed, in the night:
Were but such happy sounds caused by me!

 

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She has lips made for pouting and sighs
And long, sensuous, elegant thighs,
Breasts that sway when she walks,
Rise and fall when she talks,
And an arse to bring tears to men’s eyes!

 

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In the days when a lady was trussed
In a corset, to augment her bust,
It so flattened her front
And the walls of her cunt
That a chap couldn’t give a good thrust

 

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