Misdemeanours

Misdemeanours

A little below the long arm of the law lies the underbelly, which is to say that lawyers and policemen are only human after all.

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Charged with rape, a young man was acquitted,
When blithely the plaintiff admitted,
(Insensitive bitch),
That, not dropping a stitch,
Throughout all, she had silently knitted!

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A young lawyer, we’ll call Bernadette,
In a lather of sexual sweat,
Took the matter in hand,
(Viz: the masculine gland),
With intention to aid and abet!

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An unscrupulous lawyer called Crewes
Made an offer she couldn’t refuse,
To a girl on her knees,
Who could not pay his fees,
And had nought but her virtue to lose.

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“I’ve been raped!” she exclaimed when he found her,
To Constable Murphy, the bounder,
Who broke up the mob,
And then finished the job,
With his seven-inch-long quarter-pounder!

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Since he’d badgered and bothered and harrassed her
Miss Darcy dined out with her barrister,
But her moral beliefs
Meant the sight of his briefs
Didn’t rouse her, but rather embarrassed her.

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An obsessive young housewife, called Lizzie,
For fucking was often too busy.
Her husband, distraught,
Took the matter to court,
And was granted forthwith, decree nisi.

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The ubiquitous, urbane solicitor
In fact’s just a plan fact eliciter.
The actual work
Is done by his clerk,
Bar the juicier jobs, or illiciter.

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Though her parents had preached Doctor Spock at her,
The first man who brandished his cock at her
Was whisked into bed,
Not a single word said!
As the lawyers say, res ipso loquitur!

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