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Everything in its place

August 13, 2017

She politely, but firmly declined
When he asked could he try from behind,
Lest it enter his head
To try anal instead,
For which arseholes are poorly designed.


March 23, 2016

She said “Honestly! What’s to discuss?
We’re both naked.  Stop making a fuss!
It seems perfectly clear;
Look, just give it here.
Come closer, now push a bit … Thus!”

Democracy in action

May 27, 2015

“Dear Diary. Oh boy!” she wrote.
Tom said “Pussy or arse or deep-throat?”
Harry laughed, said “Tough call!”
I said “Fuck! Do ’em all!
Later on have a drink, take a vote!”






October 22, 2014

Disobedient, ordered to strip;
The big dildo, the cane or the whip?
Naked, chained to the wall,
She thought “God! Maybe all!”
Cunt so wet it was starting to drip!

Jack the Ripper

September 14, 2014

Quite the dandy, effete, champagne sipper,
By night, he became Jack the Ripper;
Gas-light, a dark street,
The first girl that he’d meet
Ravished, stabbed, slit and splayed like a kipper.

Beauty and the Beast

September 5, 2014

Beauty (Belle) fell in love with the Beast
(Long of fang, unattractively fleeced),
For his charm and his wit,
And, (she blushed to admit),
For his donkey-sized cock, last, not least!

All in the family

August 25, 2013

If Jed’s wife won’t git dirty in bed,
Shoot, he jes fucks his sister instead!
Or one pussy or t’other,
Mayhap or his mother;
Their kids, though, do turn out inbred.

Crowd -pleaser

June 24, 2013

“Had a big night! Pics later,” she posted.
“Got drunk, got hooked up, got spit-roasted!
A third guy to baste.
Not a hole gone to waste!
They all said I was great, too,” she boasted.


May 18, 2013

She flushed scarlet, her gaze was averted;
“I like being arse-fucked,” she blurted!
“So, if you don’t mind,
Saddle up from behind,
Though I know that it’s kind of perverted!”

The life of the party

May 15, 2013

“A girl only lives once, I suppose!!
A gangbang might be good fun! Who knows?”
This she’d soon come to doubt,
Semen bubbling out
Of her pussy, her anus and nose!