Archive for the ‘PG’ Category

The actress

October 8, 2017

Naked, gorgeous, she’s some kind of miracle!
Gushing, he waxes all lyrical.
“God! What a cock!”
She says, feigning great shock,
Though he knew she was being satirical.


September 26, 2017

The poor girl lay awake at night, fretting,
About her new boyfriend and petting;
If she should allow it,
Concerned about how it
Might be, should she not, worth regretting.

The Bronx

September 26, 2017

She enjoys living down in the Bronx.
God! She’s been there, it seems like for yonks!
And the men are such fun!
She could fuck every one,
With their pick-up lines, whistles and honks!

Safe driving

September 22, 2017

“Lovely tits!” he said, copping a feel.
She grinned, though she let out a squeal,
Then opened her shirt,
And said, damn little flirt,
“Later on. Keep your hands on the wheel!”

Booby prize

September 15, 2017

Arse and tits that a feller could kill fer!
Virginity too, his to pilfer!
He got her undressed,
Copped a grope of one breast,
But a nookie she wouldn’t lie still fer!


August 23, 2017

“Smart young woman for casual hire”,
It said at the top of her flyer.
Nice photo as well,
But you never can tell;
She might just be a tart, and a liar!




Asset management

August 22, 2017

The new CEO woman, it’s said,
Got the job ’cause she’s awesome in bed.
Well, her tits are phenomenal!
Still, she’s just nominal,
Only the titular head.

The new leaf

August 17, 2017

She just sort of went off that whole scene;
Kinky sex, booze and drugs lost their sheen.
She’d get straight. At least try.
Settle down with some guy.
Have a kid maybe. Know what I mean?


August 15, 2017

Doctor Dickinson’s clever invention
For lessening sexual tension,
If users are careless,
May leave pussies hairless,
A fact he neglected to mention!


No harm in asking

July 20, 2017

His remark was a bit out of place,
Or, as she said, “a bloody disgrace!”
But he thought, “What’s to lose?
She can only refuse.”
“God!” she said. “Wipe that smirk off your face!”