Archive for the ‘PG’ Category

A night in

May 24, 2018

Watchin’ TV, and sharin’ a rug.
Yeah, she gave him a bit of a tug,
Let him cop a good squeeze
Of her titties, but jeez!
Well, who wouldn’t? she said, with a shrug.

The balance of trade

May 22, 2018

Once seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She soon turned to the world’s oldest trade.
She did rather well, though,
Dressed up nice… even so,
It was all a pathetic charade!

The dandy

May 20, 2018

Quite the man about town  was young Harold,
Smart-talking and gaudy-apparelled.
“I give you her hand,”
Said her Dad, gun in hand,
“And it ain’t just your name’s double-barrelled!”

The silver lining

May 16, 2018

Men are bastards, she’d learned, to her cost.
Having been seduced, then double-crossed.
Then she found out men paid,
Though, to get themselves laid,
Pretty well, too, so all was not lost.


Nipped in the bud

May 15, 2018

Girls, come puberty, soon as they bloom,
Await mostly the same pleasant doom;
To be noticed by men,
And desired, and then
Be deflowered; who knows, though, by whom?

The actress

May 11, 2018

A downright unforgivable slur,
The suggestion that slut might be her,
Who’d consorted with lords,
Once, when treading the boards!
Married now, rich! So what if it were?


May 5, 2018

To think of the men she’s been under;
The bluster and storm, blood and thunder…
So fucking absurd!
That she lately preferred
A nice woman, well, small bloody wonder!

Different strokes

March 30, 2018

Whereas English girls like it romantic,
The other side of the Atlantic,
The making of love
Is all grunt, push and shove;
Rather vulgar, it seems, and too frantic.

Pussy aesthetic

March 23, 2018

Pussy lips with her nectar bedewed,
Pearly, glinting, rosaceously hued,
Pouting, softly agape,
Orchid-petalled in shape,
Musky scent… To say more would be rude!

The gift-horse’s mouth

March 22, 2018

“I’ve had lovers,” she said. “All too few!
Though my great love’s been long overdue.
Now I’ve found my soul-mate,
And the sex is just great,
But, oh God! Did it have to be you?”