Archive for the ‘PG’ Category


December 15, 2017

Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!

Non-virgin birth

November 1, 2017

Pregnant! Well! What a great hue and cry!
A young woman of virtue, and shy!
The whole town was amazed,
And, of course, then it raised
The old questions; when, where, who and why?


October 24, 2017

Alec d’Urberville, buffed boots and dressy,
Growled “Off with those knickers then, Tessie!
We’ll do the dark deed.
It will hurt. You may bleed.
You’ll be going home sticky and messy.”

The actress

October 8, 2017

Naked, gorgeous, she’s some kind of miracle!
Gushing, he waxes all lyrical.
“God! What a cock!”
She says, feigning great shock,
Though he knew she was being satirical.


September 26, 2017

The poor girl lay awake at night, fretting,
About her new boyfriend and petting;
If she should allow it,
Concerned about how it
Might be, should she not, worth regretting.

The Bronx

September 26, 2017

She enjoys living down in the Bronx.
God! She’s been there, it seems like for yonks!
And the men are such fun!
She could fuck every one,
With their pick-up lines, whistles and honks!

Safe driving

September 22, 2017

“Lovely tits!” he said, copping a feel.
She grinned, though she let out a squeal,
Then opened her shirt,
And said, damn little flirt,
“Later on. Keep your hands on the wheel!”

Booby prize

September 15, 2017

Arse and tits that a feller could kill fer!
Virginity too, his to pilfer!
He got her undressed,
Copped a grope of one breast,
But a nookie she wouldn’t lie still fer!


August 23, 2017

“Smart young woman for casual hire”,
It said at the top of her flyer.
Nice photo as well,
But you never can tell;
She might just be a tart, and a liar!




Asset management

August 22, 2017

The new CEO woman, it’s said,
Got the job ’cause she’s awesome in bed.
Well, her tits are phenomenal!
Still, she’s just nominal,
Only the titular head.