Archive for the ‘PG’ Category

Sexual mechanics

September 24, 2018

Did the earth move? Well, no. Was it splendid?
In fact, she’d been glad when it ended;
The grunting, the sweat
Her bed smelly and wet…
The whole farce into which it descended!

Liar dice

August 28, 2018

The whole night, in her damp bed, she tossed.
She’d risked all, rolled the dice, and she’d lost!
Now he’s had his vile way,
(To him just sordid play),
And she’s ruined, virginity lost!

Led astray

August 20, 2018

Half-undressed, in complete disarray,
It was plain that she’d been led astray
By some lecherous youth,
Her mum thought, though, in truth,
She’d been leading, not led, in a way.


August 16, 2018

A bit daft, poor girl, somewhat impaired,
Cursed with beauty, she wouldn’t be spared.
“Come, play my new game!”
He urged, much to his shame,
Not as if, though, in fact, that he cared!

The human trampoline

August 12, 2018

A coquettish girl, blessedly-breasted!
“Fine bosom to bounce off!” he jested.
“That may well be so,”
She said. Who’d ever know,
If it’s bounciness hasn’t been tested?”

The missing spark

August 9, 2018

“Is it just simple boredom?” she queries.
In love for a month, then he wearies?
Unfaithful, God knows!
Still, at least, I suppose,
Not in parallel, only in series.”

Playing hard to get

July 22, 2018

If she played hard to get, should she fail,
Should justice, perhaps, not prevail,
The risk, without doubt,
Was she might well miss out,
An old maid, her virginity stale!


July 20, 2018

Now his sexual needs were less pressing;
Not mentally always undressing
The women he’d meet
And young girls in the street,
He found life, on the whole, less distressing.

Feudal society

July 18, 2018

As the princess rode out from the castle,
Her eye fell on one handsome vassal,
Bare-backed in the sun…
She thought “That might be fun!
Then again, though, just not worth the hassle!”

Melting butter

July 18, 2018

Though one wouldn’t imagine that butter
Would melt in her mouth, still the utter
Damn cheek of the chap!
Though she gave him a slap,
Being touched up did set her aflutter!