Archive for the ‘PG’ Category

The new leaf

August 17, 2017

She just sort of went off that whole scene;
Kinky sex, booze and drugs lost their sheen.
She’d get straight. At least try.
Settle down with some guy.
Have a kid maybe. Know what I mean?


August 15, 2017

Doctor Dickinson’s clever invention
For lessening sexual tension,
If users are careless,
May leave pussies hairless,
A fact he neglected to mention!


No harm in asking

July 20, 2017

His remark was a bit out of place,
Or, as she said, “a bloody disgrace!”
But he thought, “What’s to lose?
She can only refuse.”
“God!” she said. “Wipe that smirk off your face!”

Not on the same page

July 5, 2017

He felt awful, the way she was crying.
There was, he supposed, no denying,
She’d not been as keen
As he’d hoped she’d have been,
But you can’t blame a fellow for trying!


June 18, 2017

“All this feverish romantic rumpus!
But what does it mean, or encompass?”
She said. “Is it love?
God, no! Heavens above!
Women all know, men just want to hump us!”


Not only but also

June 15, 2017

When they kiss, his cock stirs and expands,
Which, of course, the poor girl understands,
At her parents’ front door,
In his car … he wants more …
As she fends off his wandering hands!



Led into temptation

June 14, 2017

Naked, bending to pull up her stocking,
She winked at the vicar, sly mocking,
And wiggled her arse,
Cheeky laugh, bold as brass,
“Goodness, Father! You’ll think me quite shocking!”



Point of view

June 14, 2017

Squatting down, lining up his objective;
The ankle-to-pussy perspective;
Her pink bullseye’s there,
Unobscured by hair,
If he cared to be that damn selective!

Now she tells us!

June 12, 2017

Tits and bum smooth and round, hemispherical!
Nice! Just a trifle hysterical,
Know what I mean?
After being so keen,
Her concerns, it seems, mostly numerical.



A woman’s perspective

June 11, 2017

Men, she’d found, those she’d known, in the main,
Were impulsive and vulgar and vain,
All with one thing in mind,
To which, glumly resigned,
She submitted, although with disdain.