The madam

June 12, 2018

Just fifteen when she went on the game,
Now she owned her own house of ill fame.
She still screwed the odd john,
Just to be, like, hands-on;
Plus se change, the more ever the same!

A night in

May 24, 2018

Watchin’ TV, and sharin’ a rug.
Yeah, she gave him a bit of a tug,
Let him cop a good squeeze
Of her titties, but jeez!
Well, who wouldn’t? she said, with a shrug.


May 23, 2018

Though she did like the guy more than most,
“Leave no virgin unfucked” was his boast.
A few drinks in some bar,
Then a ride in his car,
Yep, she figured, her pussy was toast!


May 23, 2018

When he found out his girlfriend was cheating,
He called her names not worth repeating,
(Okay, bitch and slut.)
He forgave her then, but,
Well, of course, her cute arse took some beating!

The matter in hand

May 22, 2018

His assault, when it came, was abrupt.
She cried “If I might interrupt…!”
Who’d have guessed? Yet he froze,
One young breast, why God knows,
In each ham-fisted hand gently cupped!



The balance of trade

May 22, 2018

Once seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She soon turned to the world’s oldest trade.
She did rather well, though,
Dressed up nice… even so,
It was all a pathetic charade!

For better or worse

May 22, 2018

Well, he’s certainly unprepossessing,
She thought, while the groom was undressing,
Except for his cock!
The young bride gasped in shock,
And then fainted, in fact quite a blessing!

Not cock-a-hoop

May 22, 2018

To say “What a nice cock” would be trite.
It was big enough, though, quite alright.
“Well, we’ll jolly soon see!”
She thought, cocking her knee.
“It might not hit the spot, or it might!”

God’s work

May 22, 2018

The Inquisitor said “One more turn,”
As he sipped at his vintage sauterne.
“And let’s flog those proud breasts!”
He exclaimed to his guests.
“Father Francis, I think it’s your turn.”

The common touch

May 21, 2018

“God!” she thought. “E’er so low one has stooped!
Being fucked like a whore! Rather pooped!”
It quite beggared belief!
What a blessed relief,
When he came, and his huge pizzle drooped!