The matter in hand

May 22, 2018

His assault, when it came, was abrupt.
She cried “If I might interrupt…!”
Who’d have guessed? Yet he froze,
One young breast, why God knows,
In each ham-fisted hand gently cupped!



The balance of trade

May 22, 2018

Once seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She soon turned to the world’s oldest trade.
She did rather well, though,
Dressed up nice… even so,
It was all a pathetic charade!

For better or worse

May 22, 2018

Well, he’s certainly unprepossessing,
She thought, while the groom was undressing,
Except for his cock!
The young bride gasped in shock,
And then fainted, in fact quite a blessing!

Not cock-a-hoop

May 22, 2018

To say “What a nice cock” would be trite.
It was big enough, though, quite alright.
“Well, we’ll jolly soon see!”
She thought, cocking her knee.
“It might not hit the spot, or it might!”

God’s work

May 22, 2018

The Inquisitor said “One more turn,”
As he sipped at his vintage sauterne.
“And let’s flog those proud breasts!”
He exclaimed to his guests.
“Father Francis, I think it’s your turn.”

The common touch

May 21, 2018

“God!” she thought. “E’er so low one has stooped!
Being fucked like a whore! Rather pooped!”
It quite beggared belief!
What a blessed relief,
When he came, and his huge pizzle drooped!



Refined tastes

May 20, 2018

She writhed, naked, and panted and sweated;
His wants and desires, unfettered,
Played out on her parts.
She succumbed to his arts,
His strange appetite hardly yet whetted!

The dandy

May 20, 2018

Quite the man about town  was young Harold,
Smart-talking and gaudy-apparelled.
“I give you her hand,”
Said her Dad, gun in hand,
“And it ain’t just your name’s double-barrelled!”

Dining out

May 17, 2018

“Ya habibi”, he said. “Yes, I cheat,
But it’s not that your body’s not sweet!
Though it brings me delight,
It’s the same dish each night,
And, sometimes, a man craves some fresh meat!”


May 17, 2018

“If you want to, my lord,” she said sweetly,
Perhaps we could sneak off discreetly.
Your kisses inflame me!
Would anyone blame me
For letting you have me completely?”