The bottom line

September 25, 2018

Look, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket,
She said. Spank my arse! Go on! Spank it!
I’ll give you a suck,
But I don’t want to fuck.
Here, give me your cock and I’ll wank it!


September 25, 2018

His insistent demands grew so heated,
His groping so often repeated,
His hands up her dress,
On her tits! Her distress
So great…”God! Go on! Fuck me!” she bleated.

Sexual mechanics

September 24, 2018

Did the earth move? Well, no. Was it splendid?
In fact, she’d been glad when it ended;
The grunting, the sweat
Her bed smelly and wet…
The whole farce into which it descended!

Spoils of war

September 23, 2018

Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun,
Once the carnage and slaughter were done,
Raped the daughters and wives,
(Kindly sparing their lives),
A bit harsh, though some thought it quite fun.

By a process of deduction

September 23, 2018

She’d gone out to the pub and got plastered;
She woke up, her jeans still half-masted,
Her pussy awash!
“Strange,” she thought, then “Oh gosh!
That cute guy must have fucked me, the bastard!”

Not bashful

September 23, 2018

On reflection, she’d been a bit rash,
To have popped out her tits, done a flash!
The lads choked on their beers,
So, (clapping and cheers),
She bent down and showed them her gash!

Against all odds

September 23, 2018

He had such a huge cock, the damn lech!
And the girl, still a virgin, poor wretch!
Her young pussy so tight!
No chance! Well…he just might
Get it in, (which he did), at a stretch!


September 23, 2018

In her nightie, she looked rather fetching,
The way it was clinging and stretching.
She’d give him a screw,
Try the deep-throat thing too,
Which she still couldn’t do without retching!

The siesta

September 23, 2018

In the heat of the day, when she naps,
Skirt scrunched up, it exposes the flaps
Of her pussy, poor girl,
(The moist flesh, the soft curl),
To a man passing by, say, perhaps!

Free will and determinism

September 20, 2018

She showed plenty of boob, which was great,
Wore no panties, which didn’t equate
To her being a slut,
Not conclusively, but
One might say that she was tempting fate!