Mission accomplished

March 24, 2018

Situation report: Remains fluid.
The target, Miss X, has been lured
Back to his hotel.
Things proceed very well,
And in five minutes flat, she’s been skewered!




Pussy aesthetic

March 23, 2018

Pussy lips with her nectar bedewed,
Pearly, glinting, rosaceously hued,
Pouting, softly agape,
Orchid-petalled in shape,
Musky scent… To say more would be rude!




Room service

March 22, 2018

Giggling drunk, just back from the ballet,
She was fucked by the smarmy valet,
And two bell-boys as well,
At the Savoy Hotel,
In a rather unseemly melee.




God’s gifts

March 22, 2018

She killed time at her various schools,
Till she worked most men are damn fools,
Then she lived by her wits,
With her god-given tits
And her pussy as bargaining tools.





March 22, 2018

Having looked from in front and behind,
Which best fit, as to gender assigned?
He or she has big tits,
A nice cunt, he admits,
But a cock too? It boggles his mind!




The gift-horse’s mouth

March 22, 2018

“I’ve had lovers,” she said. “All too few!
Though my great love’s been long overdue.
Now I’ve found my soul-mate,
And the sex is just great,
But, oh God! Did it have to be you?”




The general and the particular

March 21, 2018

It did seem she did rather resent
The term slut, which he’d only half meant;
Yes, he’d gone a bit far,
Although most women are,
To a greater or lesser extent.




In an ivory tower

March 21, 2018

The poor chap, just a wee bit fanatical
Spent his entire sabbatical,
Working to show
That her yes might mean no,
Or else maybe, the nuance grammatical.




Chivalry is not dead

March 20, 2018

The princess, naked, lay waiting regally.
Wait! Was this this treason, though, legally?
Doubts cast aside,
Royal pussy spread wide,
He plunged in! “Tally-ho!” she cried eagerly.




La liberté

March 20, 2018

Though not one to be too sentimental,
He said “Dear girl, I’ll be gentle,
Me being your first…”
“Fuck,” she said. “Do your worst!
I don’t give a goddamn continental!”