The birds and the bees

February 22, 2018

“Women, son, have a part underneath,”
Said his Dad,”a pink hole, like a sheath,
And, of course, this is there
To be fucked, but take care.
Some, I’ve heard, are like coon traps, with teeth!”

Fact and fiction

February 19, 2018

True, her orgasm may have been fake,
(How much noise can one small woman make?)
But her blood-curdling scream
Was legit, it did seem,
When he slipped up her arse by mistake.







February 19, 2018

Even clothed, she was rather damn fetching,
But naked, posed, watching him sketching …
Not beauty, the arts,
His thoughts strayed to those parts
That he longed to be poking and stretching!

His train of thought

February 19, 2018

Her breasts swaying, the way she was bending,
Dress fallen away, his thoughts tending
To carnal delight,
Which the wench perhaps might
Be soliciting, even intending!




February 19, 2018

The poor maid in whose knickers he’d ferreted,
Fate, sadly, worse than she merited,
Willing or not,
Was dismissed on the spot,
And the scion concerned disinherited.







February 18, 2018

Convoluted and pink as a coral,
Or soft fleshy-petalled and floral,
The labia minor
That grace the vagina
Do tempt one to pleasures immoral!




Lyme Regis

February 15, 2018

The cad took the girl down to Lyme Regis,
(The boarding house, although prestigious,
Still turned a blind eye
To the honeymoon lie,)
And abused her in ways quite egregious!


February 15, 2018

“What a splendid big weapon, milord!”
She exclaimed, not the least overawed,
As she hitched up her skirt,
Shameless, vulgar young flirt,
Lined things up, and then fell on his sword!

The moons and Venus

February 15, 2018

Her big bosom, like twin moonish spheres,
Attracts lewd suggestions and leers,
Too crude to repeat,
Such as “Beautiful feet!
They’d look lovely up next to your ears!”

First impression

February 13, 2018

Not too awful, she had to confess:
Not much bleeding, no tears, no stress.
She’d quite liked her first fuck.
(Maybe sheer dumb luck).
“A bit slutty”, she thought, “though, I guess!”